Swamp Crone
@swampcrone.bsky.social
31, Toronto. Night hag masquerading as a 6th level half-elf wizard.
Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore?
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore?
The tan makes me feel pretty
September 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The tan makes me feel pretty
Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart
August 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart
I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit
August 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit
Braced, girded, ready
August 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Braced, girded, ready
Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin.
July 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin.
That’s enough of summer, thanks
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That’s enough of summer, thanks
To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠
June 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠
It was a lovey day and I’m celebrating with a comparatively scandalous Close Friends story
April 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It was a lovey day and I’m celebrating with a comparatively scandalous Close Friends story
A deep clean of the closet produced the following
March 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A deep clean of the closet produced the following
White boxer briefs sort of make me feel like a jock and forget that I own thirty-two sets of gaming dice
February 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
White boxer briefs sort of make me feel like a jock and forget that I own thirty-two sets of gaming dice
The melatonin didn’t work
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The melatonin didn’t work
I’m going to make the dodgeball league regret choosing a theme I’m enthusiastic about (video games)
February 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m going to make the dodgeball league regret choosing a theme I’m enthusiastic about (video games)
Don’t be deceived: I have a very feminine voice
January 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don’t be deceived: I have a very feminine voice
I got to spend a whole day reading, so now I’ll have the bandwidth to be a gracious and kind young lady for, oh, forty-six hours or so
December 29, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I got to spend a whole day reading, so now I’ll have the bandwidth to be a gracious and kind young lady for, oh, forty-six hours or so
Yes, I’m incredibly masc 🦄
December 20, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Yes, I’m incredibly masc 🦄
This is me in a onesie. Direct comments, questions, and scathing remarks below.
December 16, 2024 at 2:03 AM
This is me in a onesie. Direct comments, questions, and scathing remarks below.
I would trust him with the Death Note
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I would trust him with the Death Note
Cleaning out the closet and I have no recollection of buying these?
December 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Cleaning out the closet and I have no recollection of buying these?
My four moods, as told through an afternoon tea.
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
My four moods, as told through an afternoon tea.
Cue “No One Mourns the Wicked”
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Cue “No One Mourns the Wicked”
The decision to deviate from my usual crone’s blacks in favour of a grey tank is very brave of me. Audacious, even.
December 3, 2024 at 3:12 AM
The decision to deviate from my usual crone’s blacks in favour of a grey tank is very brave of me. Audacious, even.