@swampwitchsarah.bsky.social
She/her, bi, poly I'm probably just going to be posting whatever random nonsense pops into my head. And maybe boobs sometimes
Cool new hair just dropped
March 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cool new hair just dropped
Overall, a pretty successful treasure hunt
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Overall, a pretty successful treasure hunt
For BIIIIG lesbians
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
For BIIIIG lesbians
High security items here at the Cover house
February 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
High security items here at the Cover house
If I ever need to seek vengeance on someone I'm gonna break into their house and not take anything or mess anything up, just turn on all their vibrators so all the batteries are dead at once
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If I ever need to seek vengeance on someone I'm gonna break into their house and not take anything or mess anything up, just turn on all their vibrators so all the batteries are dead at once
How am I coughing more AFTER using my inhaler?
January 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How am I coughing more AFTER using my inhaler?
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You all know what to do!
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected].
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You all know what to do!
Just hanging out with the Tbone at the Red Wings game last night
January 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just hanging out with the Tbone at the Red Wings game last night
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Stop thinking of your life as one monotonous, underwhelming toil and start thinking of each day as a new opportunity for something bad to happen.
January 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Stop thinking of your life as one monotonous, underwhelming toil and start thinking of each day as a new opportunity for something bad to happen.
Ok, so if you see someone on their break, or really anywhere and they're reading a book, I ASSURE YOU they are not looking for a conversation
January 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ok, so if you see someone on their break, or really anywhere and they're reading a book, I ASSURE YOU they are not looking for a conversation
😭 I dropped a can of beans on my foot yesterday. I never get hurt doing something cool
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
😭 I dropped a can of beans on my foot yesterday. I never get hurt doing something cool
These are his babies now
January 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
These are his babies now
Hans and Franz are here to pump 👏 Moo up
January 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hans and Franz are here to pump 👏 Moo up
Pretty good haul for this evening with a cute girl ❤️.
I aquired:
1. This yummy bread
2. some fabulous attire
3. A cool rock
I aquired:
1. This yummy bread
2. some fabulous attire
3. A cool rock
January 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Pretty good haul for this evening with a cute girl ❤️.
I aquired:
1. This yummy bread
2. some fabulous attire
3. A cool rock
I aquired:
1. This yummy bread
2. some fabulous attire
3. A cool rock
I'm neither pregnant nor able to get pregnant, but man do those pillows they make for pregnant ladies look comfy
December 29, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I'm neither pregnant nor able to get pregnant, but man do those pillows they make for pregnant ladies look comfy
I wanna get up and take a shower, but he's purring so loud 🥺
December 29, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I wanna get up and take a shower, but he's purring so loud 🥺
I think my brain doesn't bean right and I might be crazy
December 27, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I think my brain doesn't bean right and I might be crazy
Bread 👍
December 24, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Bread 👍
My brain feels like a banshee that swallowed TV static
December 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
My brain feels like a banshee that swallowed TV static
I guess I live here now
December 18, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I guess I live here now
Does anyone have any good resources for journaling prompts for mental health that aren't too far up their own ass?
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Does anyone have any good resources for journaling prompts for mental health that aren't too far up their own ass?
I really appreciate having friends who are neurodivergent because I can say things like "sorry, I forgot how time works" and they immediately understand what I mean
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I really appreciate having friends who are neurodivergent because I can say things like "sorry, I forgot how time works" and they immediately understand what I mean