now that's what i call meaningless!

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

You're telling me that, by the herculean work of millions of people, I can press a button and the millions of little complicated steps to make a movie appear in front of me...just works? Someone on the opposite side of the planet can program a light array to make me cry or cheer?

(Statblock WIP)
Haven't written the descriptive text yet but yes, it is straight up a dolly maid who defends her witch's house from intruders with cutlery, cleaning supplies, and the thermostat. I do already have a Dire Summoner statblock too, so the witch is already out there...

Say what you will about Dan Aykroid's stupid vodka, everyone knows going in that you're buying it for a novelty glass skull bottle. The vodka is just a bonus.

Also I managed to have KH1 running for so long that it triggered a bug where the victory pose animation in the Colosseum loops for 5 minutes straight, which was an experience.

KH *loves* its Character Who Proceeds Despite Being In A Doomed Timeline, and there's a lot of interesting reads on Sora's dialogue that frames Will as the lack of self-destructive doubt rather than metaphysical power, but there are so many characters who are just Will Man: his superpower is will.

let them be bored, i wanna hear it

I think the sphere grid got in early when they were kids and had a lot of patience for titanic skill trees, and if they had encountered it later in life they would never accept it. I know i'm that way, the sphere grid is one of the things that keeps me from finishing FF X. It's *so* daunting.

Reducing your violent media intake by *checks notes* making you read blood feuds

I might like 9 more if it didn't have a glacial opening, i've never made it past the forest

The best gundam is Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) and the best final fantasy is Final Fantasy 7 (1997). Will that be cash or card?

I cant believe you hate my favorite character, blorbo chungus, and personally want to torture him (a full person with feelings and an inner life). You are going to superhell and I am preparing my secret network of spies.

Are you sure your boss isn't the mad hatter

In most sagas, there is a page where you can tell it *actually* starts, because the writing just feels different all of a sudden