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Swann
@swann.bsky.social
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Sometimes horny, mostly sad. | The most basic bitch. | I still believe that I can fix Sylvain Jose Gautier.
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
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my bluesky icon has changed, for worse in my opinion
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
swann.bsky.social
Thought went into this but what thought I really can’t tell.

#F1
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
swann.bsky.social
best purchase of the year ☺️😭🙏

print by space_kittcrab on insta

✨enthusiast narratives✨
An photo of a print in front of a textured black background. The card is light pink. On it is a Catholic nun wearing a wimple and black habit. She is drawing an illustration in a book. The text to her right says, “Mind me bot, for I am scripting mine enthusiast narratives.” There are sparkles around the words enthusiast narratives.
September 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
swann.bsky.social
I wrote this for the Dorovain Winter Gift Exchange 2025 run by @dorovain.bsky.social ☺️

This may shock you, but I want Sylvain to be with as many people as possible, at all costs 🥵 but also at all costs 😈

I think they are lovely together ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/61965796
AO3 SCREENSHOT The Roles We Were Always Meant To Play by Swann_Undead Summary: After having been spared during the assault on Enbarr Dorothea works at the newly established royal opera in Fhirdiad. As glamorous as a life as an opera singer sounds, Dorothea finds little joy in it. However, her prospects change once a similarly stuck Sylvain Gautier makes a mutual beneficial proposition. Both know exactly what to expect from this arrangement, until they are no so sure anymore. AO3 SCREENSHOT Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandom:Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses Relationship: Dorothea Arnault/Sylvain Jose Gautier Characters:Dorothea Arnault, Sylvain Jose Gautier Additional Tags: Post-Azure Moon | Blue Lions Route (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Marriage of Convenience, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Flirting, Feelings Realization, Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Until it's no so fake anymore, Porn with Feelings, Vaginal Sex, Cunnilingus, Vanilla Language: English Collections: Dorovain Winter Gift Exchange
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
swann.bsky.social
peak taste 😮‍💨
It will also never not make me giggle remembering that one fanart of Arle and Colombina on “the table” which the artist didn’t realise was Signora’s coffin 💀💀

so Mary Shelley of them 😭☺️

artist flying_frappe on twitter
September 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
swann.bsky.social
Please enjoy “The Mystery of the Kitty Belly”

Features Caspar/Ashe and Felix/Annette and the funny business their cats get up to when no one is looking. ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/60672400

#fe3h #fe3htimeskip
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
swann.bsky.social
“A Cherished Rarepair”

It’s Edelvain. I write for them because I love them and I want to show others that they are great! ☺️😭🙏

Get to know my Edelvain in less than 4k words ☺️

(only one cover, sorry 🙈)

archiveofourown.org/works/55425100

archiveofourown.org/works/58621147

#fe3htimeskip
#fe3h
A #fe3h fanfic cover. Green, yellow and orange bokeh before a black background. Title: La Foule 3.6k. rated M. Edelvain. #fe3h AO3 author: Swann_Undeas Middle right, written in white cursive: “Curse you for giving me what I would never have again.”
September 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
swann.bsky.social
Ask me all about Edelgard/Sylvain ☺️ Edelvain!💕

If you are interested I humbly offer my Edelvain magnum opus ‘The Hand You Let Go Of’. It’s a whopper but one person claimed they read it in one day, hopefully because they liked it 😳

#fe3htimeskip
#fe3h

archiveofourown.org/works/533678...
Cover Image of #fe3h fanfic ‘The Hand You Let Go Of’. Edelvain, 133k, rated T AO3 author: Swann_Undead Prominently featured are two hands holding each other with a crude zigzag line crossing them vertically. There’s anxious scribbles in red and doodles in black of wedding rings and a disco ball.
September 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
swann.bsky.social
The one that started it all on AO3 is ‘The Lost Emperor’ It’s a gen post-AM Modern AU Edelgard-centric longfic in which a young historian is searching for the truth about Adrestia’s last emperor and faces antagonist F!Byleth 😨

It even has a cover now ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/466959...
A cover image of #fe3h fan fiction ‘The Lost Emperor’. At the top written in white cursive on black background with red flames at the edges is “The Lost Emperor. 101k. Rated G. Fire Emblem: Three Houses. AO3 username: Swann_Undead In the background is an open book with handwriting, with more flames and black smoke. In write cursive is written, “No one is ever truly forgotten.” Image of text. The Lost Emperor by Swann_ Undead Summary: The legend of the Adrestian Empire's lost emperor has endured for centuries, yet details of that mythical ruler have been lost to time. Or at least that's what the general public believes. Enter junior historian Edelgard von Hresvelg, a firm and one of the few believers in the lost emperor. After having been in a rut in both her career and her personal life she decides to take a sabbatical at Garreg Mach Monastery where she rekindles her passion for historical research. Soon, however, she discovers that the true story of the lost emperor has not yet been told.
September 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
swann.bsky.social
this character from Star Wars Ep.1 Phantom Menace but sexy

😭😭

it’s a two-for-one 😭😭😭😭
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
swann.bsky.social
On one hand it’s a reference to reddit’s ugliest engagement ring per the OP (since confirmed fake), on the other, an engagement ring should be special. It looks like it came out of a gum machine, the stone isn’t set nicely and the band is… very bland??

Also reusing materials is good ☺️
An image of a ring worn on a woman’s hand on her ring finger. The stone is in the shape of a heart, it is very voluminous and not centred in the middle of the band but slightly above. The stone is an amber stone, it is yellow brownish in colour.
August 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
swann.bsky.social
I would also like to apologise for the horrendous alt text.

I will post the image again with alt text here. I’m really sorry!
On the left is an image of #fe3h Academy Sylvain. He has somewhat spiky red hair and yellow-brown-ish eyes. On the right is this dialogue: “Hm, I should have made a move on the Imperial princess before things got this far. It could have changed everything.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
swann.bsky.social
I need all of you to look at these two cuties on their adventures under the sea! Marianne would love to be a marine biologist, I‘m sure! How couldn‘t she be with this cute marine life?? 😭😭🙏🙏☺️☺️
A drawing of a ‘sea-horse’, a cute little marine creature with the head and forelegs of a brown (land) horse and the bottom of a fish, like a mermaid.
July 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
swann.bsky.social
woah new icon alert 😍😍

picrew.me/share?cd=QP8...
July 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
swann.bsky.social
This is the winner ☺️

This image was created with Picrew’s “物騒な女メーカー“!! picrew.me/share?cd=QP8... #Picrew #物騒な女メーカー
July 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
swann.bsky.social
An entire life lived in one night, but they’ll never get it back 💔

Inspired by Edith Piaf’s La Foule, an Edelvain love story for the ages

3.6k, rated M, #fe3h

archiveofourown.org/works/58621147

I really like this one ☺️ Understanding the song’s lyrics is optional but recommended 💕
Yellow lettering in front of a dark background with bokeh lights. La Foule 3.6k, rated M, Edelvain, #fe3h AO3 user account: Swann_Undead Handwritten in white on the righthand side: “Curse you for giving me what I would never have again”
July 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
swann.bsky.social
Sorry for reposting an ad but what am I looking at in the top left?? Why does it look so cursed? 😭😭
A screenshot of a gacha game ad. on the right is a woman’s face, on the bottom left a close-up of her legs and knees as she sits. I suspect the top left shows a close-up of her belly button but it is not fully recognisable to me personally.
June 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
swann.bsky.social
It’s been a few weeks but I have started a new WIP I feel I should at least share here once.

I’m back with my favourite #fe3h rarepair Edelgard/Sylvain. It’s post-canon CF for a change!

If you enjoy power dynamics and romance on the edge please check out Shards!
archiveofourown.org/works/658288...
Screen shot of text • Shards Swann_Undead Summary: Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg and her court are preparing to celebrate the anniversary of her victory over the Central Church and the former Holy Kingdom of Faerghus. But what is supposed to be a time of excitement and anticipation is overshadowed by troubling rumours from the north about the Margrave Gautier. Determined to uncover the truth about her most important northern vassal and lover Edelgard sets off on a journey to Faerghus incognito, not knowing what will await her at the end. Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses Relationship: Sylvain Jose Gautier/Edelgard von Hresvelg Characters: Sylvain Jose Gautier, Edelgard von Hresvelg Additional Tags: Post-Crimson Flower | Black Eagles Route (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Post-Time Skip, Crimson Flower Sylvain, Black Eagles Sylvain Jose Gautier, Secret Relationship, Long-Distance Relationship, Politics, Travel, Heartbreak, Power Imbalance, Power Dynamics Language: English
June 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
swann.bsky.social
Annette #fe3h vs a cold criminal mastermind penguin. The outcome shouldn’t shock you.
Screenshot of 2 posts on bluesky. Swann@swann.bsky.social #fe3h tierlist about who would readily work with Feathers McGraw, who would be taken in by his looks, who would resist him and who would teach him how to fly against his will through a method of their choosing (bullying or murder, free choice) As always there is no tierlist but it would be funny af [Two images of the villainous penguin Feathers McGraw from the Wallace and Gromit franchise, the one on the left is a mugshot with the penguin holding a plaque with his information, the one on the right shows him standing at the bottom of the stairs with a small suitcase, ready to move in and plan crimes.] Reply by user: A Long Bar of Expensive Soap Annette would be absolutely fleeced by this man.
May 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
swann.bsky.social
This one is also cute, I like the subtle 3

link in alt text
A cartoon image of Swann. She has black curly hair and wears black glasses and gold ear hoops as jewellery. https://picrew.me/share?cd=kYdw8d6wsZ
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
swann.bsky.social
Ooh another one for my picrew collection☺️

picrew.me/share?cd=kYd...
A cartoon image of Swann. She has dark curly hair, wears black glasses and gold ear hoops as jewellery
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
swann.bsky.social
“I believe the takedown request was unfounded[.]”

Well, I believe your actions are actively contributing to making the world a worse place. So did you just make an honest mistake or are you actual scum? ☺️
Cropped screenshot of the scraped AO3 dataset owner’s reply to the DCMA takedown notice nyuuzyou Owner 12 days ago For the community: I have filed a counter-notice in response to the DMCA takedown of my dataset. According to the DMCA process, the dataset should be restored within 10-14 business days unless OTW takes legal action. I believe the takedown request was unfounded, and I'm working to make this dataset available again as soon as possible.
April 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
swann.bsky.social
Happy 2nd anniversary to ‘The Lost Emperor’! My first work after not posting for over a decade will always be special for me ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/466959...

As sad as it is I have no one IRL to talk about my fics so I’ll just do it here.
A cover for the Fire Emblem Three Houses #fe3h fanfic ‘The Lost Emperor’, by Swann_Undead on AO3. In a black text bubble: The Lost Emperor 101k | G | Fire Emblem Three Houses AO3: Swann_Undead In the background is an image of an open book with handwriting on its pages. In the middle of the image is a transparent double-headed eagle. In the bottom left is written in a white handwriting font: “No one is ever truly forgotten” with an ink blot at the end. There are flames and smoke in the bottom right and in the black text bubble.
April 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
swann.bsky.social
The Loro Piana L19 bag is a joke, right? It’s not ugly but… It’s a toiletry bag. It’s a leather toiletry bag with a handle on top. Why have we given up like this? 😭😭😭

#luxury
April 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM