Swann
@swann.bsky.social
Sometimes horny, mostly sad. | The most basic bitch. | I still believe that I can fix Sylvain Jose Gautier.
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
We have builders in the house and they have a key to let themselves in , and they don’t know I’m home today but they still ring the bell to announce themselves ☺️
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
We have builders in the house and they have a key to let themselves in , and they don’t know I’m home today but they still ring the bell to announce themselves ☺️
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
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WARFRAME 1999 (video game, 2024)
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
WARFRAME 1999 (video game, 2024)
Good.
Hij zou het besluit al hebben genomen... #F1 #RN365 #MaxVerstappen 'Helmut Marko verlaat Red Bull eind dit jaar'
'Helmut Marko verlaat Red Bull eind dit jaar'
Helmut Marko verlaat aan het einde van dit kalenderjaar uit eigen beweging Red Bull. Dat schrijft Telegraph Sport.
racingnews365.nl
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Good.
I had a big lunch so I feel asleep but well done Land Norris, #F1 World Champion 2025 🥰
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
#F1 my body is ready
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I had a big lunch so I feel asleep but well done Land Norris, #F1 World Champion 2025 🥰
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
Also I just found out the code was factory set so you cannot change it.
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I have never had reason to suspect that I might be neurodivergent but the way I as just a little tired of tidying the basement and found a bicycle combination lock I didn’t know the combination of so I brute-forced it open for about an hour pulling out the rubber gloves in the end, makes me wonder 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Also I just found out the code was factory set so you cannot change it.
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I have never had reason to suspect that I might be neurodivergent but the way I as just a little tired of tidying the basement and found a bicycle combination lock I didn’t know the combination of so I brute-forced it open for about an hour pulling out the rubber gloves in the end, makes me wonder 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have never had reason to suspect that I might be neurodivergent but the way I as just a little tired of tidying the basement and found a bicycle combination lock I didn’t know the combination of so I brute-forced it open for about an hour pulling out the rubber gloves in the end, makes me wonder 🥹
I am clearing out the basement and gd why do we have so much stuff we don’t need anymore? Obviously we have the space but imagine the space we would have if we didn’t keep all the things we have BUT HAVEN’T USED IN DECADES!!!
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I am clearing out the basement and gd why do we have so much stuff we don’t need anymore? Obviously we have the space but imagine the space we would have if we didn’t keep all the things we have BUT HAVEN’T USED IN DECADES!!!
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
I haven’t worn underwire bras since summer because I had once again grown out of my old ones and it was so hot I couldn’t stand it anyway, so I lived in affordable stretchy bralettes and it was nice but I looked pretty shapeless lol.
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I haven’t worn underwire bras since summer because I had once again grown out of my old ones and it was so hot I couldn’t stand it anyway, so I lived in affordable stretchy bralettes and it was nice but I looked pretty shapeless lol.
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
My current delusion is that the Olaplex shampoo I have been using is actually making a difference.
I’ve used it once a week for about 4 months now and my hair definitely feels different and maybe looks better too.
My hair is fine but I have lots of it and I have been very insecure about it.
I’ve used it once a week for about 4 months now and my hair definitely feels different and maybe looks better too.
My hair is fine but I have lots of it and I have been very insecure about it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My current delusion is that the Olaplex shampoo I have been using is actually making a difference.
I’ve used it once a week for about 4 months now and my hair definitely feels different and maybe looks better too.
My hair is fine but I have lots of it and I have been very insecure about it.
I’ve used it once a week for about 4 months now and my hair definitely feels different and maybe looks better too.
My hair is fine but I have lots of it and I have been very insecure about it.
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here it is! a weekend for the collective to take whacks at sylvain, lightly or otherwise—because no one wants to see him suffer quite like those that love him best
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
here it is! a weekend for the collective to take whacks at sylvain, lightly or otherwise—because no one wants to see him suffer quite like those that love him best
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Not everything has to be extraordinary in its quality but I do think consumers should start rejecting mediocrity because the bar has been lowered so much they’re really being sold low-effort and cashgrab products that insult the art itself. This is not a two cakes situation where more cake is better
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Not everything has to be extraordinary in its quality but I do think consumers should start rejecting mediocrity because the bar has been lowered so much they’re really being sold low-effort and cashgrab products that insult the art itself. This is not a two cakes situation where more cake is better
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I wish there was AO3 wrapped for authors
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wish there was AO3 wrapped for authors
Tom Brady is so much leaner than I imagined him the five seconds before he came on stage. Was he more broad at some point?
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Tom Brady is so much leaner than I imagined him the five seconds before he came on stage. Was he more broad at some point?
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Mercedes von Martritz
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Mercedes von Martritz