Jakespeare’s Ghost of Christmas Future
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He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
While walking back this morning from dropping off the car at the shop, I saw this magnificent red-leafed tree.
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
While walking back this morning from dropping off the car at the shop, I saw this magnificent red-leafed tree.
Autocorrect knows what’s up.
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Autocorrect knows what’s up.
I play a pirate at my larp, and that’s all the context you need for this joke.
October 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I play a pirate at my larp, and that’s all the context you need for this joke.
Found this amazing cursed antique photographic album at our local Savers. Didn’t even have a price (until I asked.)
Alas, the price was to high (it was our souls, no, actually $15) and we left it, and the curse, behind.
Alas, the price was to high (it was our souls, no, actually $15) and we left it, and the curse, behind.
August 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Found this amazing cursed antique photographic album at our local Savers. Didn’t even have a price (until I asked.)
Alas, the price was to high (it was our souls, no, actually $15) and we left it, and the curse, behind.
Alas, the price was to high (it was our souls, no, actually $15) and we left it, and the curse, behind.
Is it Covid, or is it the air quality from the Canadian wildfires?
(Test is negative, so it’s the fires.)
(Test is negative, so it’s the fires.)
August 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Is it Covid, or is it the air quality from the Canadian wildfires?
(Test is negative, so it’s the fires.)
(Test is negative, so it’s the fires.)
Found a pristine DVD of Krull at a thrift shop!
July 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Found a pristine DVD of Krull at a thrift shop!
Also, the furniture:
June 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Also, the furniture:
This is some of the most low-effort spam I’ve ever gotten, and I’m really tempted to use the automated reply suggestions.
June 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is some of the most low-effort spam I’ve ever gotten, and I’m really tempted to use the automated reply suggestions.
The roleplaying game is called the Almanac of Sanguine Paths, and it’s about two werewolves writing letters to each other about their experiences. Thanks, @montfordtales.com!
May 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The roleplaying game is called the Almanac of Sanguine Paths, and it’s about two werewolves writing letters to each other about their experiences. Thanks, @montfordtales.com!
Exploring an underground, extradimensional city, we encountered gargoyles while climbing. Their boss, the "mASTER oF aLL" gave us a hard time until I cast Dissonant Whispers, and he flew off into the sky... where it was chomped into pebbles by the Cosmic Horror we'd fled before. #DungeonsAndDragons
May 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Exploring an underground, extradimensional city, we encountered gargoyles while climbing. Their boss, the "mASTER oF aLL" gave us a hard time until I cast Dissonant Whispers, and he flew off into the sky... where it was chomped into pebbles by the Cosmic Horror we'd fled before. #DungeonsAndDragons
EaseBetween Advanced Super Soft Interdental Picks sounds like a tokusatsu sentai show from the 1990s, when they started to get really weird.
May 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
EaseBetween Advanced Super Soft Interdental Picks sounds like a tokusatsu sentai show from the 1990s, when they started to get really weird.
My copy of Rapscallion arrived last week, and not only is it fun swashbuckling pirate RPG adventure, not only is the book full of new book smell, but it also came with this sweet piece of pirate gold.
May 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My copy of Rapscallion arrived last week, and not only is it fun swashbuckling pirate RPG adventure, not only is the book full of new book smell, but it also came with this sweet piece of pirate gold.
It was pretty amazing.
April 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It was pretty amazing.
I, too, took the cannoli.
April 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I, too, took the cannoli.
April 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
But here’s the pigeon, which I keep trying to spell with a “d” because of Pidgey. Thanks, Pokémon.
April 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
But here’s the pigeon, which I keep trying to spell with a “d” because of Pidgey. Thanks, Pokémon.
On the same trip, came across this now-classic bumper sticker. I hope they can sell their Tesla soon.
March 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
On the same trip, came across this now-classic bumper sticker. I hope they can sell their Tesla soon.
I couldn’t make it to any of the Tesla Takedown protests, but I did make my feelings known at the Boston dealership when I was in town last week.
March 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I couldn’t make it to any of the Tesla Takedown protests, but I did make my feelings known at the Boston dealership when I was in town last week.
The adventurers are converging on one another! Just a few hexes to go for most of us. Sadly, the paladin was killed by a mirror double, but he woke up in the body of the double with their weird traits, but got a Wisdom bonus! (I do not want to be SkippedLegDayKierdyn, even for a Wisdom bonus.)
March 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The adventurers are converging on one another! Just a few hexes to go for most of us. Sadly, the paladin was killed by a mirror double, but he woke up in the body of the double with their weird traits, but got a Wisdom bonus! (I do not want to be SkippedLegDayKierdyn, even for a Wisdom bonus.)
One cloudy blood moon.
No curse except for the one that makes me get up to pee in the middle of the night.
No curse except for the one that makes me get up to pee in the middle of the night.
March 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
One cloudy blood moon.
No curse except for the one that makes me get up to pee in the middle of the night.
No curse except for the one that makes me get up to pee in the middle of the night.
Whelp, that's two incorrect choice, and the mirror doubles are getting weirder. This double apparently skips leg day. Also, his HP doubled from the last mirror double.
I may have to be more careful.
#DungeonsAndDragons #DnD
I may have to be more careful.
#DungeonsAndDragons #DnD
March 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Whelp, that's two incorrect choice, and the mirror doubles are getting weirder. This double apparently skips leg day. Also, his HP doubled from the last mirror double.
I may have to be more careful.
#DungeonsAndDragons #DnD
I may have to be more careful.
#DungeonsAndDragons #DnD
The rest of the party is doing a little better. I am hoping my luck turns (and that I remember to use the Lucky feat.)
Also, you may note that the map is more obscured - the solution to the puzzle was a little more obvious last week, and the DM modified it after I pointed that out.
Also, you may note that the map is more obscured - the solution to the puzzle was a little more obvious last week, and the DM modified it after I pointed that out.
March 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The rest of the party is doing a little better. I am hoping my luck turns (and that I remember to use the Lucky feat.)
Also, you may note that the map is more obscured - the solution to the puzzle was a little more obvious last week, and the DM modified it after I pointed that out.
Also, you may note that the map is more obscured - the solution to the puzzle was a little more obvious last week, and the DM modified it after I pointed that out.
Almost forgot! Have a super Mar10 day!
March 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Almost forgot! Have a super Mar10 day!