Jakespeare’s Ghost of Christmas Future
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He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
Pinned
I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.
Every so often someone posts a “in my day we played outside and rode bikes everywhere” and I have to restrain myself from pointing out that it’s the adults who are keeping kids from playing outside and riding bikes everywhere.
Dude would literally call the cops if he saw a kid unsupervised.
Dude would literally call the cops if he saw a kid unsupervised.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Every so often someone posts a “in my day we played outside and rode bikes everywhere” and I have to restrain myself from pointing out that it’s the adults who are keeping kids from playing outside and riding bikes everywhere.
Dude would literally call the cops if he saw a kid unsupervised.
Dude would literally call the cops if he saw a kid unsupervised.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
The American right literally had to threaten Facebook to get their posts amplified.
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The American right literally had to threaten Facebook to get their posts amplified.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Wow that opening mission for Destiny 2 Renegades was definitely the most Star Wars Destiny has been.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wow that opening mission for Destiny 2 Renegades was definitely the most Star Wars Destiny has been.
Rolled credits on Hades 2.
Death to Chronos.
Death to Chronos.
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Rolled credits on Hades 2.
Death to Chronos.
Death to Chronos.
If your video game theme metal cover band is called “Iron Reich” I’m going to need you to give me a lot of context before I find that okay. Especially when one of your albums is called Aryan Bangers 2.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If your video game theme metal cover band is called “Iron Reich” I’m going to need you to give me a lot of context before I find that okay. Especially when one of your albums is called Aryan Bangers 2.
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JUST IN: Acclaimed playwright Tom Stoppard dies at 88
Acclaimed playwright Tom Stoppard dies at 88
The Czech-born British playwright is known for Arcadia, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead and The Coast of Utopia. Stoppard also wrote screenplays for Brazil and Shakespeare in Love.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
JUST IN: Acclaimed playwright Tom Stoppard dies at 88
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Tom Stoppard. A literal actual genius and legend. (1937-2025)
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tom Stoppard. A literal actual genius and legend. (1937-2025)
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
#RIPStoppard
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
#RIPStoppard
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
#RIPStoppard
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
#RIPStoppard
It is still wild and amazing to wake up to the first snow of the year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is still wild and amazing to wake up to the first snow of the year.
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Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
I’m going to blame my executive dysfunction on Luigi from now on.
a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
Alt: a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow giving finger guns
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m going to blame my executive dysfunction on Luigi from now on.
What if DSW rebranded as the Democratic Socialist Warehouse?
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What if DSW rebranded as the Democratic Socialist Warehouse?
Are they all unaware how easy it is to manipulate TFG?
Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Are they all unaware how easy it is to manipulate TFG?
They literally believe that everyone is awful, and that’s why it doesn’t bother them to vote for and support awful people.
When they say Trump calling a reporter "piggy" is "just being honest," they are revealing a key feature of the reactionary mind: it believes, at a deep brainstem level, that *everyone* is awful & selfish & ugly on the inside. Everyone just suppresses it out of fear of social disapproval. Not Trump!
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They literally believe that everyone is awful, and that’s why it doesn’t bother them to vote for and support awful people.
The annoying thing about Partiful is that I can’t edit the guest entries. I want to make sure the Sarah I’m inviting is the right Sarah, but I can’t even check their phone number before tapping Invite.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The annoying thing about Partiful is that I can’t edit the guest entries. I want to make sure the Sarah I’m inviting is the right Sarah, but I can’t even check their phone number before tapping Invite.
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Me at work acting like this dimension makes sense.
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Me at work acting like this dimension makes sense.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Me at work acting like this dimension makes sense.
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Me at work acting like this dimension makes sense.
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Tron is just the Fast and Furious for computer nerds.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tron is just the Fast and Furious for computer nerds.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
I love this title. Let the leopards feast!
The president is being undermined by conspiracy theories from all quarters - including ones far crazier than those having to do with Epstein. Eventually, the kooks want the answers they were promised. The latest False Flag from @willsommer.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-leopar...
The Leopard Is Eating Trump’s Face
And it’s still hungry.
www.thebulwark.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I love this title. Let the leopards feast!
I want a button that automatically blocks everyone on Facebook with “digital creator” on their profile. That’d take care of around 50% of the bigots I run into.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I want a button that automatically blocks everyone on Facebook with “digital creator” on their profile. That’d take care of around 50% of the bigots I run into.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
I have a lot of Plur1bus thoughts.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I have a lot of Plur1bus thoughts.