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swashere.bsky.social
OnceScritched
@swashere.bsky.social
Twice affectionate. 29F🏳️‍⚧️ Serval in care of a puppygirl, rakittygirl, and two kitties.
Pinned
Expect short rants or quips. Otherwise you're in the wrong place
Thought I was smart by theorizing the term "breakthrough" originated from arctic exploration finding that in spring they can break through the ice at last. Etymology says nah. Water making its way to other water sources apparently.

Would have been cool through, especially with the scientist angle
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Still struggling to accept that snow just makes the dead of night look like dawn
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sinus meds because they haven't felt clear in days. Monster because I couldn't sleep if I tried
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
New voice unlocked: Watto
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just one more
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Android gf that's infinitely smarter than you but self-shackles her mental capacity in order to put you in the position of power over her (and be kitty :D)
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
That time of the day again where bsky decides my feed is now entirely nature photography, sports, and cats.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Rot and detrivore season is here, can't you just smell it in the air?
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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the nice thing about working from home is you can lay down whenever you want. the dangerous thing about working from home is you can lay down whenever you w
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every moment not at home makes me wanna hurry back and make things. But every moment there kills every desire. Maybe I should start that garage workshop finally
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Had a whole box of big candy bars to give out and had like 6 kids show up the whole night ;_;
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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girls love my bunny tummy
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Android gf who gets fresh sensor plates installed every few months and asks you to peel the plastic coverings. New parts are always so sensitive and she can't help but make noises when you handle them so gently.
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Wtf it's Tuesday
October 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Cats should totally have horns
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How can one cat be simultaneously so terrified of being alone that he tells to make sure you're watching him eat, while also so protective that he guards wherever I sleep and blocks the office when I work.
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Funny, I always expected a dead bird landing at your feet to look splayed or messy. Why was this one...folded perfectly on landing? Like it was left here from the funeral home.
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It begins
September 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can override your autonomy anytime I like.
September 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
And powerwolf tickets acquired
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why do smoke alarms only realize it's time to start chirping at 2 in the goddamn morning
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM