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Sweenicus
@sweenicus.bsky.social
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Do something you’re bad at. Dancing? Brain surgery? It doesn’t matter, go get ‘em
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wasp nests probably don’t taste like honeycombs.
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When I said I wanted Bernie for president, I should have been more specific.
September 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Superman doesn’t wear his underwear on the outside, but he does wear tights under his little red hoochie daddy shorts.
July 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
passing a bill that sacrifices poor people so rich people don’t have to pay taxes is a pretty on theme thing to do for Independence Day
July 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I feel like society isn’t giving me enough credit for kicking my shorts off and catching them
June 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I don’t appreciate Starbucks spicing oat milk and telling me it’s horchata. Almost got me
May 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Until recently I thought “pomme frites” were “palm frites” and assumed fancy people were frying hearts of palm or something. Just say fries
November 27, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Once a Millennium: 30 yr olds who can suddenly use magic are given an ultimatum: save the world or abandon it.
Subscribe + read today! New chapters monthly! 
Thank you @faif.bsky.social for [email protected] for artwork
https://versatileambitions.substack.com/p/once-a-millennium-1111-pm
July 15, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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My first chapter goes live in just a few hours!!!
July 15, 2023 at 12:27 PM
June 10, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Claire Baxter isn't feeling the rise and grind
May 16, 2023 at 1:05 AM
If you tried to use the force to grab your phone and did a kamehameha instead would your 12 year old self be embarrassed or impressed
May 11, 2023 at 9:52 PM
You can just buy packs of Andes mints. Olive Garden has no real hold over you
May 11, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Today I spent way too much time on one miniature, but I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out
May 8, 2023 at 8:39 PM
I smothered my grass last year and planted clover this spring. It's finally sprouting so I can see where I need more seed :)
May 4, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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the influencer
May 4, 2023 at 3:14 AM
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If Bluesky is going to “be better” then we need to do something about accounts that scrape creative work with giving creators any recognition.
May 4, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Spring life hack. Wait for local business centers to have their gardens done, return at night. Free mulch*
May 2, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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Hehe yes
April 30, 2023 at 11:26 AM
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𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 (𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄)
May 1, 2023 at 9:04 AM
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GM World
May 2, 2023 at 8:10 AM
If anyone mentions the gala to me IRL I'll go off like one of those feral iPad kids.
May 2, 2023 at 1:36 AM