People rarely believe me when I say there is a scene where James Bond gets his nuts repeatedly slapped with a rope while flirting with Mads Mikkelsen. Thanks for spreading the news

I can only afford cheap wine, on account of the Warhammer

“If you could perceive the 5th dimension you’d be way more impressed right now, trust me”

I’ve been tearing these up for the last week. Drop an egg on that bad boi and you have a solid breakfast

Honey habanero!? I'd be obliterated

I refuse to just let all right goons have anything. They don't get exclusivity to something that makes people smile