I want to skip to another timeline. The one we’re in now is so stupid. I think we’ve jumped the shark.

Today my boss told me I’m the easiest person to get along with in the whole company. He better not tell my family this. It will ruin my reputation.

Because 73+ million of us are gonna have lots of use for this:

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

We all let Jimmy Carter down.

Dems are like, “We don’t want to appear irresponsible or overtly political so we’ll nominate the most qualified, slow moving, inoffensive person ever for Attorney General”—then Republicans get elected and they’re like, “Fuck it, another rapist!”

The Venn diagram for the worst people in the world and the Trump administration is a perfect circle.

Oh please please please! 🙏🏼

Is this where we’re supposed to go to save democracy?! Am I in the right place?!