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I’m Backup Jesus🇨🇦, Might Be Cool
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Some idiots will come for me eventually
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At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect!
I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!
August 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love people who use sentience as an argument but don’t realize the implications of that argument
But you said that sentience was what mattered.
Do said beings really possess such capacity? And if you’re saying they do, how can you also say that cows, pigs, chickens, and such do not?
There’s nothing obtuse about examining your criteria
March 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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“Winning”
March 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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“Winning”
March 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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“Winning”
March 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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“Winning” (specifically for Elmo🤣)
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Heritage Foundation

Under trump Pre-trump
March 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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“Winning”
March 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Nature imitates political life
March 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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So the US Mint is going to begin the printing of a $250 note bill, featuring none other than Donald Trump as its face.
I’ve taken the liberty of creating some mock-ups, featuring a selection of trump images.
Let’s vote on them & then we can forward the winner for consideration.
A,B,C, or D
Repost!
February 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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White women who voted for Trump must be nymphomaniacs because they obviously really want to get fucked endlessly.

www.yahoo.com/news/whos-fa...
Experts Reveal Who Benefits Most From DEI. Hint: White Women...But There's So Much More
Since being sworn in as President for a second time last month, Trump’s term has been mired in controversy by his continued attacks on diversity, equity and inclusion—or in other words Black people.
www.yahoo.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Oh you’re a trump voter? So you like to be disappointed after you’ve been fucked?

Then I’m the man for you
February 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Divided by 365 days, that’s $7 per day. And that’s just the tariff cost. There will be much more loss beyond that.
So $10 hooker was generous.
February 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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In personal ads now, “I voted for trump” will be code for “I’m a masichist who wants to be beaten and used then thrown away like trash”
February 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Trump voters want to be gangbanged by the world.
February 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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As Canada begins to explore diversifying its trade more so that it is less dependent on the USA, America may soon become Canada’s bottom in more ways than just geographically
February 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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If trade relations are sex, America may soon be an incel.
February 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Trump’s body count
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Vote for trump and bring your rape fantasies to life!
February 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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America is now trump’s ten dollar hooker
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Trump is going to piss away America’s future like hookers in his hotel room piss on his body.
February 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I can’t have sex with trump voters because I’m not into skat play and they obviously like to be shit on.
February 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM