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Swerve Starbreak
@swervestarex.bsky.social
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Full time office admin, College Graduate, 33 y/o, aromantic gynosexual, "he/him," male body, memelord, tries to help people smile.
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I made onigiri.
Mom made quiche.
Dad made deviled eggs.
We all pitched in, hell yeah!
#Thanksgiving #DwarvenStew
Top left: Plate of deviled eggs Top right: Plate of onigiri Bottom: A quiche
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Today I spent 3 and a half hours making onigiri to bring to my family on Thanksgiving! #DwarvenStew So much time was spent on preparing the rice itself! The filling is chopped tuna fish with Sriracha mayo, already a hit with my family.
Rice balls (onigiri) stuffed with tuna and Sriracha mayo.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Yesterday I made beef ramen with egg, carrot, jalapeno, scallions, and garlic. #DwarvenStew
A bowl of ramen full of vegetables.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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On November 23rd I made oven baked potatoes for the first time! #DwarvenStew It was my first time using my oven in my apartment. I used a lipton onion seasoning with it!
A casserole tray full of oven baked potatoes, with some spooned into a bowl.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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God I forgot I made on omelette on the 20th. Leftover mixed veggies and couscous were put inside and topped with cheddar cheese. #DwarvenStew
An omelette with some vegetables and couscous spilling out.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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QRP with your meme redraws
A kind of haphazardly made digital image of Swerve saying "Fair argument, but..." and dropping a plate of roast chicken on the table with a loud "CLANG!" It's made in the same format as the meme of a woman dropping her breasts on a table from back in 2023. (This redraw was made back in 8/20/2023)
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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The Archfey Goddess of Dreams and Trickery, Bianca. Within Fanterra, she sometimes appears within people's dreams to bring them divine messages, but she is a playful and wistful existence that will just as easily play jokes. Her two main symbols are bubbles and purple roses with no thorns.
A blonde haired, blue eyed woman with butterfly wings that have white and black stripes lounges atop a pink bubble, also blowing a pink bubblegum bubble. She wears a blue dress with purple shorts beneath, white arm stockings, and purple leg stockings. She also has a heart shaped cowlick and a gold circlet with a purple gem. Her left arm is outstretched with a handful of multicolored bubbles floating above it; a large red sphere, a smaller blue sphere, a yellow star, and a green heart. She has birth marks over her right breast and on her right thigh. Below is the text "Archfey Goddess of Dreams, Bianca." And an image of a purple rose.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

FOR I HATH MADE NEW ENGLAND STYLE CLAM CHOWDER FROM SCRATCH!
#DwarvenStew

A bit underseasoned and thin, but those potatoes were PERFECT.
A bowl of New England Clam Chowder
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Nov 4th was the first time I made actual #DwarvenStew in a while! It was a bunch of leftovers plus a scrambled egg; pasta, peas, cream of shrimp (previously made with the pasta), and white rice!
A bowl with elbow pasta, peas, white rice, and scrambled egg, covered in cream of shrimp soup. Salt and pepper were also added.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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#DwarvenStew update

Oct 26th: Mac and cheese w/ carrot, turnip, and scallion

Oct 27th: Rice, peas, and chicken sauted w/ in curry powder

Oct 29th: Chicken ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, garlic, and scallion [BANGER]

Oct 31st: Fried rice w/ egg, peas, carrot, scallion, and mirin
Mac and cheese w/ carrot, turnip, and scallion Rice, peas, and chicken sauted w/ in curry powder Chicken ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, garlic, and scallion Fried rice w/ egg, peas, carrot, scallion, and mirin
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Pretty sure I've already shared this but just in case, here we go.

Also I added alt text to it!
"May I please draw your OC?" Reshare this post if you encourage anyone who wants to draw your OC to do so. There is no need to ask for permission in advance. Go for it. Draw my OC. If you want, I'll even give you reference posts. Go to town on it. You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result. Seriously. In fact, I encourage it. I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC. There is a chance I will sequel it about it for several days. Even if you feel you aren't good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me. I want to see what you have done.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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When he said "Oh no" I scrolled down and saw this.
Still image of RADICAL REX dancing, with the next post down saying "Oh no!" The video of RADICAL REX includes raocow's voice saying "ohhhh noooo" so it's surprisingly appropriate.
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 4 of 4

Oct 19th: Beef Pasta Hamburger Helper with carrots and scallion, PROPERLY drained this time

Oct 22nd: Fried rice with egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, and mirin to flavor it (was a bit overpowering!)

Bonus Oct 25th: Use chips like crackers in a can of chowder!
Beef Pasta Hamburger Helper with carrots and scallion, PROPERLY drained this time Fried rice with egg, carrot, jalapeno, turnip, and mirin to flavor it (was a bit overpowering!) New England Clam Chowder with Ruffles Chips thrown in like crackers
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 3 of 4

Oct 15th: Seared turnip w/ scallions served as a side to eggs and rice

Oct 18th: Vodka sauce over Ditalini with garlic and jalapeno has become a regular thing for me

Oct 19th: Breakfast fried rice w/ carrots, garlic, scallions, eggs and leftover vodka sauce
Seared turnip w/ scallions served as a side to eggs and rice Vodka sauce over Ditalini with garlic and jalapeno has become a regular thing for me Breakfast fried rice w/ carrots, garlic, scallions, eggs and leftover vodka sauce.
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 2 of 4

Oct 11th: Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper w/ turnip added (not properly drained)

Oct 13th: Vodka sauce w/ jalapeno over Ditalini topped with a parmesan crumble from Wendy's

Oct 14th: Tuna salad w/ scallions and cheese melted over, was a side for a soup
Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper w/ turnip added (not properly drained) Vodka sauce w/ jalapeno over Ditalini topped with a parmesan crumble from Wendy's Tuna salad w/ scallions and cheese melted over
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#DwarvenStew update 1 of 3

Sept 29th: White Clam Sauce over Ditalini

Oct 4th: Stovetop ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, seaweed, and carrot

Oct 5th: Veggie Soup: Tomato soup w/ carrot, turnip, jalapeno, scallion, cucumber, and garlic

Oct 6th: Hambagu steak with a side of frozen potato + green bean
White Clam Sauce over Ditalini Stovetop ramen w/ chicken, egg, carrot, seaweed, and carrot Veggie Soup: Tomato soup w/ carrot, turnip, jalapeno, scallion, cucumber, and garlic Hambagu steak with a side of frozen potato + green bean
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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An abberation pretending to be human is falling upside down and having a LOVELY TIME ⭐️

Let's call him "Patch" for now. A chaotic creature doing wild stuff in Fanterra.
A porcelain skinned individual with blue hair and flat blue eyes is falling upside down with a big smile on their face. They're wearing blue armor with purple eye designs and a silver trim, a red headband, a red cape, black shirt with blue trim, red pants, and black shoes. They wield a blue-bladed sword, are casting a spell of purple flames, and are in front of a purple rift in space with crazed eyes inside of it.
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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September 26th #DwarvenStew was a stir fry made with white rice, carrot, garlic, chicken, and turnip of all things; was my first time trying to cook with it! Came out excellently!
Stir fry with white rice, carrots, garlic, chicken, and turnips.
October 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM
Super Smash Bros 64 screenshot Stage 10 Mario VS Fighting Polygon Team [vs.30]
September 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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This image right here. ^^

Imagining "the WHAT RESORT!?"
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Post a female character you love.

The Princess of Kisses, whom I will never get over. XD
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Cola chicken with a bag of creamy chicken flavored noodles and some leftover broccoli rabe from the family lunch I went to on Saturday. I even made pan sauce with it. #DwarvenStew
Cola chicken, creamy noodles, and broccoli rabe.
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I guess I forgot to post the garlic bread I made on the 11th. #DwarvenStew Could use more butter, might've gone too hard on the garlic salt.
Garlic bread!
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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4 games that were my favorite game during various points in my life
ICONOCLASTS Tales of the Abyss 3DS Sonic Adventure DX Director's Cut Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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These pics range between 2020 to 2022 but I invite you all to see Miashi the Music Fairy, Rain Verdentine, and Fern Starbreak.

I used to kind of give almost everyone a slim build but I have been trying to diversify my body types lately.
Picture is from 2020 A blonde woman with fairy wings, a black and white musician's outfit, a little black hat with a purple feather, and a purple sash, playing a violin. Picture is from 2022 A Vampire woman dressed in all black, a v neck top and a skirt with jagged hems, carrying a small goblet of cherry soda and a can of cherry soda, posing in front of a big "cherry" symbol. The top says "Sweet Cherry in the Rainfall" and the bottom says "Rain Verdentine." PICTURE IS FROM 2022 Fern Starbreak, a Tsukumogami of a Boston Fern, who dual wields Colt Revolvers (Single Action Armies), has leafy wings coming out of her back, and wears all green and yellow.
September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM