Christopher Swimmings
@swimsshady.bsky.social
1/4 of Uh Huh
Snack Time on FSR.live
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This app lol
a dirt road going through a desert with a mountain in the background
ALT: a dirt road going through a desert with a mountain in the background
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June 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This app lol
Going to change my Bluesky username to “zerolikestoronto” pretty soon ha ha ha!
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Going to change my Bluesky username to “zerolikestoronto” pretty soon ha ha ha!
May 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@spiritualworldrec.bsky.social and I w/ Snow #informer
May 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@spiritualworldrec.bsky.social and I w/ Snow #informer
The only thing Toronto is world class at is sucking. (I love my friends)
March 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The only thing Toronto is world class at is sucking. (I love my friends)
Take me back to when annex was nothing but a neighbourhood in Toronto.
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Take me back to when annex was nothing but a neighbourhood in Toronto.
Rip Roy Ayers 🕊️
March 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Rip Roy Ayers 🕊️
My previous idiot landlord who evicted me dropped off a 50$ gift certificate to fiesta farms today to bury the hatchet. Thanks for the carton of eggs, dickhead.
March 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My previous idiot landlord who evicted me dropped off a 50$ gift certificate to fiesta farms today to bury the hatchet. Thanks for the carton of eggs, dickhead.
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If you told 22 y/o me that the galleria mall would be so prevalent in your life at 40…
March 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you told 22 y/o me that the galleria mall would be so prevalent in your life at 40…
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BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes.
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes.
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
Ate at Canada’s first Pret A Manger location today just to feel something…
February 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ate at Canada’s first Pret A Manger location today just to feel something…
The counter tariffs have begun!
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The counter tariffs have begun!
Hehehe good boy
February 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hehehe good boy
Is the sunlight in my apartment telling me to move to MTL?
February 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is the sunlight in my apartment telling me to move to MTL?
Timothee Swisschalet
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Timothee Swisschalet
One of my favourite comedians likes my old band 🙌
Please post your fave Canadian punk/garage bands here: King Khan & BBQ Show, Brutal Knights, Imploders, Chain Whip, Demon’s Claws, CPC Gangbangs, The Haunted, Spaceshits, Headcheese, Deadly Snakes, Teenanger, SNFU, Ugly Ducklings, Simply Saucer, Dead Ghosts, White Wires, just a SMIDGEN. SO MANY MORE
February 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of my favourite comedians likes my old band 🙌
Ron Trent, DJ Sneak, Kerri Chandler and Deon Jamar all performing separately on the long weekend in February. Going to be zonked on the Tuesday morning 😵
January 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ron Trent, DJ Sneak, Kerri Chandler and Deon Jamar all performing separately on the long weekend in February. Going to be zonked on the Tuesday morning 😵
Trudging through the snow to do some experimental grocery shopping at @fiestafarms.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Trudging through the snow to do some experimental grocery shopping at @fiestafarms.bsky.social
Christie Pits is the most wholesome neighbourhood I’ve lived in in Toronto.
January 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Christie Pits is the most wholesome neighbourhood I’ve lived in in Toronto.
How should I spend my bribe cheque from Doug Ford?
January 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How should I spend my bribe cheque from Doug Ford?
Home Depot making me miss my old Volvo 760 :(
January 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Home Depot making me miss my old Volvo 760 :(