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Matt
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I hate how my first response to any pic or video i see nowadays is “is it AI Slop?’
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I went to watch some fireworks last night because people taking over the streets for an event is cool but they were being launched right next to the pond where there are a bunch of new duck families. I hope they are all ok today and weren't too stressed with all the people and noise last night.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Gamergate"
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My tuxy friend was waiting for scritches
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I saw a great egret at the creek and i love those things so much, how can they have a neck that is so long? It's like a giraffe but a bird.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
She came out to say hello as i was walking past.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This possum sits on a tree branch outside my bedroom window every night at sunset we are pretty used to each other by now.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Met this fellow on my ride very chill, obviously used to seeing people.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I just did a search for my old reddit username (an account i deleted years ago) and apparently one of my posts was quoted in a buzzfeed article lol
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Actually thought about turning on the cricket for a sec and then i remembered, still hasn't sunk in that it was over in less then 2 days.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The most insane testnatch ive ever watched. I saw so many Engkish fans gloating yesterday and early today they must be insanely angry now.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The people dragging Mamdani for talking to Trump are pretty insanely far gone. The guy called him a fascist to his face and then called out the US government for funding Israels genocide of Palestinians directly inside the oval office. How can that be seen as anything other then a win by the left?
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's probably weird that I'm completely used to the Australian batsmen mostly sucking and getting carried by one guy doing amazingly well. I wonder whether that happens this time too.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
England batsmen playing a test match like its a T20 seems kind of ridiculous
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Listen to this sook
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The weather apps need an option to tell them that you don’t need to know about sheep grazing.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Yay my tuxy friend is here today, hadn’t seen them in months.
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Some kid riding an illegal surron emotorcycle saw me looking at him as i passed so of course his response was to do the one legged extended wheelie at 50kph+ move. Yep you really showed me buddy.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Went for a bike ride yesterday on a path in a nature reserve and ended up riding alongside a huge kangaroo for about 1km (it was on the other side of some trees). The best rides are where you just make it up as you go along instead of always sticking to the route.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The catholic church has been surprisingly good at pushing back. They just need to be a bit more forceful at telling those who pretend to be Catholics to fuck off. Im sure many evangelicals would welcome them and they’d fit right in.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The downdetector website being down last night due to a cloudflare outage is just perfect
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Rainbow on the coast
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If you get majorly offended and aggressive as a driver against a vulnerable pedestrian or cyclist who swears at you when you almost hit them put yourself in their shoes for a sec. I reckon everyone should have to ride and walk around a lot for at least a few weeks before they get their license.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think its morally correct for me to pirate something that is geoblocked and can't be streamed. All these streaming companies don't realise that a big reason why people stopped just downloading crap is because it was more convenient. That's isn't really the case anymore in a lot of situations.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can see 4 days over 20 in the forecast next week in a row, is it actually gonna be real Spring? Is it really happening?
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM