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Swithun
@swithuncooper.bsky.social
Stay-at-home mother of none
Miss Wade explaining to Jimmy Fallon that she has used GenAI to design a carabiner that is also somehow racist
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Conventional is the word: BDSM as symbolic frame to work through internal issues and come to true self-acceptance, in the vein of 50 Shades and the film version of Secretary. Kinky in a fun but fairly simple way: I wanted to think more, to find the characters' psychologies more complex.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Entirely revising how I perceive you. Not to the good or the bad, more towards the mystical x
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
EXACTLY. The only real one is the one you make up on the spot. Wipeout Teatime Fomo at gmail dot com
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The rumour that there's a cocktail bar and viewing gallery is apparently a trap - when you get there it's just an opening in the pyramid & they push you in as a sacrifice to their god 😢
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I generally find that two meals/nights a week Zoe has to be ghosted. A girl needs a pie and a wine, y'know?
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ate butter bean shakshuka for lunch! Need MORE beans
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The issue of who gets to use the NHS could be solved by taxing the rich. But no, this shadow "we" prefers to decide who gets to use it, and police the movements and safety of people whose nations made Britain rich, giving it the kind of wealth that enabled it to *have* an NHS in the first place.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Those we don't want here".

Completely aside from who the "we" is (Labour? Voters who might cast a ballot your way if you pander to them?) this is a shameful attitude to apply to an institution partly set up with money gained from colonised nations & the labour of migrants. Migrancy is in its bones
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Looool girl deleted her post out of embarrassment because screen grabs definitely don't exist do they Toby
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Miss Wade on a podcast, behind one of those massive microphones, smoking a cigar and voicing a conspiracy that the government tampered with the Indigo Girls' career
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Don't just leave it there - spill the juiciest bits please x
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I fear K-Pop Demon Hunters has soured all other cinema for him
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
My boyfriend, who'd had eight hours' sleep, just called it "amateurish and actively annoying". Art!
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM