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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 19h

Does anyone want to nip to the Co Op for me, not sure I have the time for the 3 minute walk with all this Hacks to watch

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 19h

I was going to cook dinner and re-read Jon Fosse, but I accidentally sat down and suddenly I'm two episodes into season 4 of Hacks, eating a Co Op vanilla slice I'm going to have to replace before my partner gets home

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday to THIS brazen little beast, and best wishes to all former members of Elastica now making art, growing vegetables, exploring spirituality and generally being wholesome

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 2d

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 3d

Celebratory immediate re-read & re-watch of Satantango for those of us who love claustrophobia, desolation, and getting leg cramp

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 3d

Not having a clue what's going on every few pages is, of course, partly what makes her such a good time

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 3d

Hoping Can Xue wins the Nobel Prize for Literature so I can smugly announce that yes, I've read some (and no, I didn't understand half of it either x)

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 4d

Really excited for a generation to be shut out from the arts, sociology, anthropology, etc; and then to quietly realise exactly why the right wing doesn't want you to analyse our socio-cultural structures or make art destabilising it. Doesn't always end well, Kemi babe xx

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Ben Whitham @drbenwhitham.bsky.social · 7d

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Peacehaven: Fire at East Sussex mosque probed as 'hate crime'

Video appears to show two people in balaclavas at the mosque before a large blaze spreads.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 6d

Just amazing that when we do get our balls-out fascist government in the not too distant future, they won’t even really need to do anything to get rolling, because ‘The Centre-Left Party™️’ have willingly, deliberately built all the apparatus for them.

Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 7d

NEW: Home Office announces planned new anti-protest powers, mainly aimed at pro-Gaza protests like those for Palestine Action. Police will be able to consider the "cumulative impact" of repeated protests and potentially order that they be relocated.

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 7d

The long walk to 6, into the immediate punchline of 7, though- impeccable comic timing. No notes.

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 7d

I am particularly drawn to the starfish of uncooked chicken breasts, watched menacingly by a semicircle of pink quartz standing stones, as if about to commence some kitsch druid ritual.

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 7d

One of the recipes is simply called 'My Breakfast'. It's a boiled egg, five tablespoons of bran, a "live yoghurt" (Yoghurt, in fact - she capitalises the Y) and a cup of Ginseng tea. She lived to be 99 so we could probably all learn a few things.

Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 7d

Ate *two* home-cooked meals from this yesterday. At one point Barbara claims that chocolate "relieves high blood pressure", "has a toning effect on the kidneys" and should be eaten with ambergris by women who are "cold by nature".

Barbara Cartland's 'The Romance of Food': a pink hardback cookbook showing a dish with hearts around its rim, a blood-red sauce under a heart-shaped meringue topped with a rose, attended by porcelain cherubs and garlanded with white trumpet flowers. What the fuck Barbara

A page from 'The Romance of Food': a mushroom stew being watched over by porcelain figurines of old-timey soldiers, with plucked tomatoes set in mirror image either side of the dish. No I don't know either

Look sorry this one's beyond my abilities. An explosion of flowers provides the background for a sort of iced lemon shortbread tower, decorated with slivers of kiwi fruit, next to a plate of.... cherries under pastry with cream arranged like a fleur-de-lis? Two porcelain figurines of ladies in crinoline watch over it guardedly, and a small porcelain dog is sticking its arse high in the air, as if to happily break wind, but fortunately not in the direction of the food.

Pink crystals like standing stones in a druid circle looming menacingly over a dish that shows five strips of (uncooked?) chicken in some kind of rose-pink sauce. Pink flowers are balanced on the dishes rim.

Beneath this, the text: "PINK CHICKEN. Chicken with pink sauce, chicken in pink quartz, and the pink flush of your cheeks when he says 'I love you.'" Did i make him love me when I served him uncooked chicken, Barbara? Have you got love and food poisoning confused again?

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 12d

Been drifting around Southwark and Lambeth again, and am intrigued by its different architectures. Where do I go to research this, e.g. when different housing developments began, their styles, what certain neighbourhoods looked like & when/why they changed? Archives? Old footage/photographs?

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 15d

It's eleven weeks, actually. Six weeks was the summer school. Nobody has known struggle like I have

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 15d

Can't remember the details, but after V was televised he got one of those right-wing "death of modern poetry" articles, as recently doled out on Len Pennie. They suggested he acquaint himself with real poetry like the Greek epics. He wrote back in his official position from the Classics Society. ❤️

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 15d

Term on Monday! Sorry kids, no, I can't break down Frederic Jameson for you, my brain needed that space for a full cultural history of "balegdeh" and "all round the towns an evryfin" from this week's Drag Race, which I can provide in full without notice.

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Ben Collier @susansegfault.bsky.social · 16d

When combined with the ‘sex-based’ papers please approach being trailed by Streeting for public institutions, this has the potential to be a massive further clampdown on access to public life for trans people in the UK

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 18d

News continually dreadful so let's all take a deep breath and look at my mum's puppy's ridiculous ears. The flamingo is her favourite but as yet is not named.

Small Welsh corgi in black, brown and white, labouring beneath a pair of sticky-up ears each roughly the size of Swansea, chewing on a stuffed toy flamingo.

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 19d

I don't like what it says about me that I find this post relatable

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 19d

Okay nobody cares but I've now had several dreams where I'm crawling up a stone staircase/underpass, dug into the side of a hill in an unnamed European city, and where I've either come from or am going to an abandoned, usually flooded, ground floor apartment. Soul! What are you trying to SAY?!

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 24d

Took a break from The Guermantes Way to read Charlotte's Web last night, and you know what? I do think Proust could learn a few things from Charlotte. She wrote about 5 words on that web across the whole book, made her point, *and* effected social change.

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 25d

I stand corrected, her exact response is, "Yes, fine, good"

youtu.be/3W3IZWwwtUU?...

Faye Dunaway Talks About Her Illustrious Career | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

YouTube video by Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 25d

This is very politically incorrect but I do feel Faye Dunaway has this one sewn up, saying that when his character threatened to sexually assault her in Three Days of the Condor, she struggled to act scared and just thought "well go on then"

Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25d

Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot

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Swithun @swithuncooper.bsky.social · 26d

Bit upsetting that Freddo's friends are a fudge and a curly wurly. Could he not hang out with the caramel bunny and george the hofmeister bear

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