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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️
@swumbles.bsky.social
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hold me gentle like hamburber

23 / nyu '24 / bi / transfem / she, her / chicago mentioned?? / posts and replies may be nsfw
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swumbles.bsky.social
the humble diesel locomotive:
an EMD GP7 locomotive at the Illinois Railway Museum, painted in Rock Island blue and white
April 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
why did they feel the need to do this
A paper crafted model of the Intel Arc B580 GPU, included with the card in the box
February 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
waiting for the big money moves sigma grindset people to find shit like this
Craigslist listing: $1,200 Poly Thruple seeking 4th (non poly roommate) (Kenton) We are a polyamorous nonbinary neurodivergent thruple seeking a financially stable neurodivergent straight male roommate to share our home and help us start a family since the male expressing member of our small tribe cannot have children. This will be a typical house share except for a few weeks of conception intentioned intercourse at the beginning of the lease term. Casual sex might happen occasionally with the mostly heterosexual, non child bearing female member but right now our chosen family is full. We are a soberish household but recreational, therapeutic and seeking based experimentation is welcome. I know this is an unusual arrangement but you will be a part of a unique living space and be able to experience the magic of childbirth in a spacious 4 bedroom home with a large yard. Caption underneath this, reading: When the economy is so bad, you might have to rent a room in the "neurodivergent polycule sperm donor" house
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
help me i'm in the pavement dimension
an abandoned section of the Ford City Mall in south suburban Chicago. there's trash in the foreground and several blank walls, behind a stretch of empty pavement
January 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
swumbles.bsky.social
every time i open this god forsaken app
a news headline reading "Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity for 26th Time"
December 24, 2024 at 6:45 AM
swumbles.bsky.social
ghosts and japes is one of the games of all time
a screenshot of the game Ghosts and Japes. i've just been eaten by a pink ghost with cat ears. her dialogue reads "what a little *freak* you are, becoming dinner and LIKING it~!" a pen writing fire, as to imply that the previous dialogue in the other image was extremely well-written
December 19, 2024 at 2:27 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
hello, this is me!
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
#Atlyss GOTY 2024
my character and my friend's characters smacking their own respective asses. we are both pudgy wobbly bunny critters. we are in a dungeon
November 26, 2024 at 6:17 AM
swumbles.bsky.social
hi there, figured bluesky would like this picture of myself
the owner of this account lying over on a bed. she's wearing an old computer monitor on her head, with a face vaguely close to ":3" made with LEDs. she's wearing bisexual socks, also
October 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
ok cool i get to gatekeep bluesky now
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #79,877, swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ ‪@swumbles.bsky.social‬, joined on May 17, 2023"
September 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
do i..?
a selection of very thin round prescription glasses for sale tweet from lady alexis/@StebMcDreb: If you see a fictional girl wearing these glasses you just know the fanart of her is gonna have her as the biggest most depraved and esoteric sex freak since records began [picture of very thin round glasses]
April 3, 2024 at 6:31 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
i keep sending this to my friends to remind them that they are Winning At Life
poster from the Brigham Young Virginity Club: No, you're not an icon. You're not a slay queen or an e-boy. You're a sinner.
March 24, 2024 at 6:56 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
god damn opiliones
a list of notifications, starting with PayPal: You received $1 million from common house spider Message from common house spider: he won't treat you like i do baby Whatsapp from common house spider: baby please don't text harvestman back 500 missed calls from common house spider Message from harvestman: daddy long legs just landed in LA baby, what's...
March 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
i lost $9573743 in 1 second 😔
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS DISCORD SCAM discord chat labeled "Hot Gamer Girl Room" HotGamerGirl: Do you want a hot gamer girlfriend MinecraftChungus: Yes, here is my banking information [removed] HotGamer Girl: i just stole all your money MinecraftChungus: Ok we get married now? HotGamerGirl left the group.
March 9, 2024 at 1:02 AM
swumbles.bsky.social
when the function turns into LinkedIn
March 1, 2024 at 10:05 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
god she's so hot
an orange drone with a camera gimbal
January 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
AUGH
i am bitten by a very small pug puppy
January 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
(oc) my experience on threads
January 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
i am back in the unite state
goodwill parking lot
December 21, 2023 at 3:11 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
finally, god enabled RTX
Duomo di San Gimignano, Tuscany, Italy
December 11, 2023 at 9:44 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
me pulling up blub sky and immediately Men
skye the wolf (from animal crossing) enthralled in a magazine, analogous to opening this app and seeing Men
September 17, 2023 at 12:22 AM
swumbles.bsky.social
oh cool thank you
text conversation with Huge Insect: "hey man. i'm going to be flying around inside your house tomorrow. just thought i should let you know. planning to move very quickly and unpredictably"
September 15, 2023 at 6:59 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
meme of a black and white guy smoking, captioned: A GIRL ASKED ME MY FAVORITE POSITION i got really nervous and started crying
September 4, 2023 at 7:42 AM
swumbles.bsky.social
hello from italy
a news update about the Trump indictment in Italian, shown on the display screen of the train Two high speed trains at Roma Termini, one from Trenitalia and one from NTV sunrise over a Florence street the Rome Fiumicino train ticket office
August 28, 2023 at 11:45 PM
swumbles.bsky.social
what lesbian flirting looks like to me
an absurdly complicated quantum physics equation
August 3, 2023 at 6:37 PM