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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️

@swumbles.bsky.social

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Jun 2

why did i find this buried in replies 6 months later. WHY

anyways this critter has my entire heart

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · May 26

EL WIWI

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Harikitte Ikkou! @zorofab.bsky.social · Apr 24

8 Red Coins are an Invalid Payment Method

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Apr 24

this goober. literally, they are made of goo. literal goober right here. double goober times 2

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Apr 18

DZIGA VERTOV MENTIONED????????

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Apr 16

the humble diesel locomotive:

an EMD GP7 locomotive at the Illinois Railway Museum, painted in Rock Island blue and white

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Apr 13

correct use of GPUs:
❌ ai on your google search
❌ starfield
✅ this

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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · Feb 25

the abandoning is working, the nerds thirst 🙏

Paul Graham @paulg •2h
Twitter seems a bit impoverished now that so many leftish users have fled. They may have been wronger on average about politics, but they were more interesting on average about other topics.

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🌲 STRATOS 🌲 @stratos-arts.bsky.social · Feb 21

I need more computer women

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Feb 18

this is like that time the entire internet went down because of one single project maintained by a thankless volunteer

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Feb 10

why did they feel the need to do this

A paper crafted model of the Intel Arc B580 GPU, included with the card in the box

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Jan 25

aircraft manufacturers are seething and coping, having a pudgy tummy on your airplane is the innovation the world was looking for

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Jan 24

waiting for the big money moves sigma grindset people to find shit like this

Craigslist listing: $1,200 Poly Thruple seeking 4th (non poly roommate)
(Kenton)

We are a polyamorous nonbinary neurodivergent thruple seeking a financially stable neurodivergent straight male roommate to share our home and help us start a family since the male expressing member of our small tribe cannot have children. This will be a typical house share except for a few weeks of conception intentioned intercourse at the beginning of the lease term. Casual sex might happen occasionally with the mostly heterosexual, non child bearing female member but right now our chosen family is full. We are a soberish household but recreational, therapeutic and seeking based experimentation is welcome. I know this is an unusual arrangement but you will be a part of a unique living space and be able to experience the magic of childbirth in a spacious 4 bedroom home with a large yard.

Caption underneath this, reading:
When the economy is so bad, you might have to rent a room in the "neurodivergent polycule sperm donor" house

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · Jan 19

before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Jan 2

help me i'm in the pavement dimension

an abandoned section of the Ford City Mall in south suburban Chicago. there's trash in the foreground and several blank walls, behind a stretch of empty pavement

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Dec 24

every time i open this god forsaken app

a news headline reading "Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity for 26th Time"

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Dec 19

ghosts and japes is one of the games of all time

a screenshot of the game Ghosts and Japes. i've just been eaten by a pink ghost with cat ears. her dialogue reads "what a little *freak* you are, becoming dinner and LIKING it~!"

a pen writing fire, as to imply that the previous dialogue in the other image was extremely well-written

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Dec 8

hello, this is me!

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Pictohamcer Main @sphenewife.bsky.social · Nov 24

THOIS IS TEHJG REATEST FUCKING GAME OF ALL TIME

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ʕ•-•ʔ @triplebrownmeow.bsky.social · Nov 26

riddle me this, bluesky. we got atlyss. we got webfishing. whens the low-poly furry runescape entering our lives?

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Nov 26

#Atlyss GOTY 2024

my character and my friend's characters smacking their own respective asses. we are both pudgy wobbly bunny critters. we are in a dungeon

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · Nov 6

The one nice thing about being Spain for this is that everyone over fifty actually personally remembers fascism, and even the too-young bartenders presumably have parents that do. So they don’t downplay it, but they say “You can get through.”

It’s a beautiful city.

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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Oct 3

hi there, figured bluesky would like this picture of myself

the owner of this account lying over on a bed. she's wearing an old computer monitor on her head, with a face vaguely close to ":3" made with LEDs. she's wearing bisexual socks, also

swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · Sep 27

ok cool i get to gatekeep bluesky now