Sybaritic Thrall
@sybaritict.bsky.social
NSFW. Kinky. Submissive. Mostly water. Not apple green ice cream that melts in your hands.
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Sybaritic Thrall
@sybaritict.bsky.social
· Dec 31
Fun facts:
I'm not looking for a Domme.
I'm not here to hassle anyone.
This is my only social media account.
The little clasps that hold up stockings are awesome.
I only come here on my laptop so sometimes it takes me a while to respond to comments.
Not all puns are dad jokes.
Nerd but not tech-bro.
I'm not looking for a Domme.
I'm not here to hassle anyone.
This is my only social media account.
The little clasps that hold up stockings are awesome.
I only come here on my laptop so sometimes it takes me a while to respond to comments.
Not all puns are dad jokes.
Nerd but not tech-bro.
Sometimes I really get the sense that Connections is fucking with me.
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Sometimes I really get the sense that Connections is fucking with me.
: I hate how everyone acts like they are walking on eggshells around me.
: Well, if everyone feels that way it may be something you are doing.
: Oh... so you're one of them...
: I'm going to go... somewhere... literally anywhere else.
: Well, if everyone feels that way it may be something you are doing.
: Oh... so you're one of them...
: I'm going to go... somewhere... literally anywhere else.
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
: I hate how everyone acts like they are walking on eggshells around me.
: Well, if everyone feels that way it may be something you are doing.
: Oh... so you're one of them...
: I'm going to go... somewhere... literally anywhere else.
: Well, if everyone feels that way it may be something you are doing.
: Oh... so you're one of them...
: I'm going to go... somewhere... literally anywhere else.
: I don’t use the word transmogrify enough.
: yeah, but how many opportunities do you have?
: EXACTLY!!
: yeah, but how many opportunities do you have?
: EXACTLY!!
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
: I don’t use the word transmogrify enough.
: yeah, but how many opportunities do you have?
: EXACTLY!!
: yeah, but how many opportunities do you have?
: EXACTLY!!
Sometimes I look at the things I own and the things I want and realize they are just electrons, neutrons & protons in different shapes.
Then I wish I was better at physics.
Then I realize that's just alchemy.
So I sell the things I have to buy the things I want.
I'm an alchemist.
Then I wish I was better at physics.
Then I realize that's just alchemy.
So I sell the things I have to buy the things I want.
I'm an alchemist.
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Sometimes I look at the things I own and the things I want and realize they are just electrons, neutrons & protons in different shapes.
Then I wish I was better at physics.
Then I realize that's just alchemy.
So I sell the things I have to buy the things I want.
I'm an alchemist.
Then I wish I was better at physics.
Then I realize that's just alchemy.
So I sell the things I have to buy the things I want.
I'm an alchemist.
If the thing that keeps people safe from your dog is your fence, you are an asshole.
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If the thing that keeps people safe from your dog is your fence, you are an asshole.
Don't depend on others for your sense of value. It is a cruel, manipulative burden to put on them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Don't depend on others for your sense of value. It is a cruel, manipulative burden to put on them.
"Work/Life Balance" is an illusion sold to workers so that employers feel justified making your work time as miserable as they'd like and then blaming you when it affects your personal life.
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"Work/Life Balance" is an illusion sold to workers so that employers feel justified making your work time as miserable as they'd like and then blaming you when it affects your personal life.
I know there are bigger things but, Apple & Google to partnering to on Apple's AI solution bothers me. I don't tend to trust corporations but I may trust Google the least, well, they're probably tied with Meta, Amazon, X, Oracle & MS. Oh & crypto companies, & insurance & pharmaceutical companies...
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I know there are bigger things but, Apple & Google to partnering to on Apple's AI solution bothers me. I don't tend to trust corporations but I may trust Google the least, well, they're probably tied with Meta, Amazon, X, Oracle & MS. Oh & crypto companies, & insurance & pharmaceutical companies...
Imagine someone other than you exists.
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Imagine someone other than you exists.
: They just acted like... they thought I was lying.
: But you were lying.
: Yeah, of course, it just hurt that they assumed it.
: But you were lying.
: Yeah, of course, it just hurt that they assumed it.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
: They just acted like... they thought I was lying.
: But you were lying.
: Yeah, of course, it just hurt that they assumed it.
: But you were lying.
: Yeah, of course, it just hurt that they assumed it.
: I don't like watching media that has musical cues that imply how I should be feeling... or media that confirms my world view...
: Ok... so you don't watch media?
: No, I do.
: What?
: Youtube woodworking videos and porn... mainly porn.
: ...
: I hope someday to make sex toy based furniture.
: Ok... so you don't watch media?
: No, I do.
: What?
: Youtube woodworking videos and porn... mainly porn.
: ...
: I hope someday to make sex toy based furniture.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
: I don't like watching media that has musical cues that imply how I should be feeling... or media that confirms my world view...
: Ok... so you don't watch media?
: No, I do.
: What?
: Youtube woodworking videos and porn... mainly porn.
: ...
: I hope someday to make sex toy based furniture.
: Ok... so you don't watch media?
: No, I do.
: What?
: Youtube woodworking videos and porn... mainly porn.
: ...
: I hope someday to make sex toy based furniture.
: I can't decide if I should buy this lottery ticket
: What's stoping you?
: Well, winning 100 million would change my in incalculable ways.
: Yeah.
: But a week ago I could have won a billion dollars & that would change my life slightly more. I think I'd like to hold out for that "slightly more."
: What's stoping you?
: Well, winning 100 million would change my in incalculable ways.
: Yeah.
: But a week ago I could have won a billion dollars & that would change my life slightly more. I think I'd like to hold out for that "slightly more."
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
: I can't decide if I should buy this lottery ticket
: What's stoping you?
: Well, winning 100 million would change my in incalculable ways.
: Yeah.
: But a week ago I could have won a billion dollars & that would change my life slightly more. I think I'd like to hold out for that "slightly more."
: What's stoping you?
: Well, winning 100 million would change my in incalculable ways.
: Yeah.
: But a week ago I could have won a billion dollars & that would change my life slightly more. I think I'd like to hold out for that "slightly more."
Manager: We are setting aside the last 5 minutes of our daily standup for people to share AI wins which we will bubble up the management chain.
Co-worker: Can we also share AI fails?
Manger: No.
Co-worker: Can we also share AI fails?
Manger: No.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Manager: We are setting aside the last 5 minutes of our daily standup for people to share AI wins which we will bubble up the management chain.
Co-worker: Can we also share AI fails?
Manger: No.
Co-worker: Can we also share AI fails?
Manger: No.
Manager: you made 132 commits over the xmas break.
Me: Yeah.
Manager: you made 5 of them on xmas day.
Me: yes.
Manager: shouldn't you have been like... relaxing & recharging?
Me: Well I'm not a battery. Relaxing does nothing to make work suck less when I get back. I'll relax when things suck less.
Me: Yeah.
Manager: you made 5 of them on xmas day.
Me: yes.
Manager: shouldn't you have been like... relaxing & recharging?
Me: Well I'm not a battery. Relaxing does nothing to make work suck less when I get back. I'll relax when things suck less.
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Manager: you made 132 commits over the xmas break.
Me: Yeah.
Manager: you made 5 of them on xmas day.
Me: yes.
Manager: shouldn't you have been like... relaxing & recharging?
Me: Well I'm not a battery. Relaxing does nothing to make work suck less when I get back. I'll relax when things suck less.
Me: Yeah.
Manager: you made 5 of them on xmas day.
Me: yes.
Manager: shouldn't you have been like... relaxing & recharging?
Me: Well I'm not a battery. Relaxing does nothing to make work suck less when I get back. I'll relax when things suck less.
My interaction pattern with bsky the last several months has been to not even look at it and then once a month saunter down to the bar at the end of the street sit in the back, drink and do all my social media-ing on my laptop.
I'm not sure its a good pattern...
I'm not sure its a good pattern...
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
My interaction pattern with bsky the last several months has been to not even look at it and then once a month saunter down to the bar at the end of the street sit in the back, drink and do all my social media-ing on my laptop.
I'm not sure its a good pattern...
I'm not sure its a good pattern...
Happy New Years Everyone! (Belated). I want you all to to know I appreciate you all. Life is hard, it gets hard when you need it to be easy.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Happy New Years Everyone! (Belated). I want you all to to know I appreciate you all. Life is hard, it gets hard when you need it to be easy.
Imagine a world where other people don’t only exist to validate your personal world view.
Try imagining they have lives of their own that matter to them as much as yours matters to you.
Try imagining they have lives of their own that matter to them as much as yours matters to you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Imagine a world where other people don’t only exist to validate your personal world view.
Try imagining they have lives of their own that matter to them as much as yours matters to you.
Try imagining they have lives of their own that matter to them as much as yours matters to you.
There are two kinds of people.
Those who recognize they have a hard time understanding other people, but do their best anyway and accept when they fail.
Those who think everyone else is amazing at understanding other people and they aren't, so blame others for not being easier to understand.
Those who recognize they have a hard time understanding other people, but do their best anyway and accept when they fail.
Those who think everyone else is amazing at understanding other people and they aren't, so blame others for not being easier to understand.
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
There are two kinds of people.
Those who recognize they have a hard time understanding other people, but do their best anyway and accept when they fail.
Those who think everyone else is amazing at understanding other people and they aren't, so blame others for not being easier to understand.
Those who recognize they have a hard time understanding other people, but do their best anyway and accept when they fail.
Those who think everyone else is amazing at understanding other people and they aren't, so blame others for not being easier to understand.
I think the largest source of existential malaise is that we've already invented lingerie...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I think the largest source of existential malaise is that we've already invented lingerie...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
If you'd told me when I first encountered social media that I'd look back on distinct eras like some paleontologist excitedly gesturing at rock stratum...
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If you'd told me when I first encountered social media that I'd look back on distinct eras like some paleontologist excitedly gesturing at rock stratum...
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
The amount of code I've written in service of porn and kink is surprising to me. I've never done it professionally... though I did once notice a security vulnerability on a sex toys website and report it to them. That was nice.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The amount of code I've written in service of porn and kink is surprising to me. I've never done it professionally... though I did once notice a security vulnerability on a sex toys website and report it to them. That was nice.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
I think its time I put social media back on my phone... sure... it may mean accidentally showing the people in line at the coffee shop unexpected boobies...
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I think its time I put social media back on my phone... sure... it may mean accidentally showing the people in line at the coffee shop unexpected boobies...
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
"Oh my gosh, I saw a room decoration you'd just have loved!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Oh my gosh, I saw a room decoration you'd just have loved!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
Sci-fi movie idea:
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Sci-fi movie idea:
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
I'm working on the perfect Thanksgiving playlist. Here is what I have so far.
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm working on the perfect Thanksgiving playlist. Here is what I have so far.
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!