Syd Lexia
@sydlexia.bsky.social
9 months ago? Well one way or another, this story resolved itself.
December 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
9 months ago? Well one way or another, this story resolved itself.
The 1980s were amazing.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The 1980s were amazing.
It's actually kind of hilarious the red flags you ignore when you're into someone. This was 5-6 years ago. This girl I was into used to send me screengrabs texts from her ex, who was still texting her, and we'd roast him for being a creep.
But then you look at it, and hmm, she's not telling him no.
But then you look at it, and hmm, she's not telling him no.
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's actually kind of hilarious the red flags you ignore when you're into someone. This was 5-6 years ago. This girl I was into used to send me screengrabs texts from her ex, who was still texting her, and we'd roast him for being a creep.
But then you look at it, and hmm, she's not telling him no.
But then you look at it, and hmm, she's not telling him no.
Superior Spider-Man does not retain his Legendary status when becoming a copy. Is this an error or intentional? If intentional, please elucidate. @gavinverhey.bsky.social @maro254.bsky.social #mtg
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Superior Spider-Man does not retain his Legendary status when becoming a copy. Is this an error or intentional? If intentional, please elucidate. @gavinverhey.bsky.social @maro254.bsky.social #mtg
What does a foil prerelease promo card without a year stamp look like? I don't know. But I'm sick of being disappointed by WOTC so I'm choosing to stay positive.
Behold, the very first prelease promo, Dirtcowl Wurm! I'd be psyched if they went back to this stamp, but higher. #mtg
Behold, the very first prelease promo, Dirtcowl Wurm! I'd be psyched if they went back to this stamp, but higher. #mtg
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What does a foil prerelease promo card without a year stamp look like? I don't know. But I'm sick of being disappointed by WOTC so I'm choosing to stay positive.
Behold, the very first prelease promo, Dirtcowl Wurm! I'd be psyched if they went back to this stamp, but higher. #mtg
Behold, the very first prelease promo, Dirtcowl Wurm! I'd be psyched if they went back to this stamp, but higher. #mtg
ChatGPT sucksssssssss.
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ChatGPT sucksssssssss.
And the Game Boy's most serious competitor in its lifetime? $15 barely playable LCD games.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And the Game Boy's most serious competitor in its lifetime? $15 barely playable LCD games.
It's not truly Thanksgiving until John Candy and Steve Martin fall from Nakatomi Plaza!
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's not truly Thanksgiving until John Candy and Steve Martin fall from Nakatomi Plaza!
RIP Udo Kier.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RIP Udo Kier.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
I used to be friends with this girl who would get like, IRRATIONALLY annoyed, when I did this.
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I used to be friends with this girl who would get like, IRRATIONALLY annoyed, when I did this.
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
I came up with the perfect joke!
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I came up with the perfect joke!
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
POV: It's 2nd grade and your Asian friend is visiting your house for the first time.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
POV: It's 2nd grade and your Asian friend is visiting your house for the first time.
Apparently the anarchy tattoo Janeane Garafalo has in this scene is real. So I can only assume this is also how she dresses IRL.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Apparently the anarchy tattoo Janeane Garafalo has in this scene is real. So I can only assume this is also how she dresses IRL.
This meme is a bad idea, right?
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This meme is a bad idea, right?
Behold, the "Sad and Hungry at 2 AM" pride flag.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Behold, the "Sad and Hungry at 2 AM" pride flag.
Saw this on Twitter and this is like THE WORST fucking answer.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Saw this on Twitter and this is like THE WORST fucking answer.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
POV: You’re 10 years old, Halloween was almost two weeks ago, and you already ate all the good candy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
POV: You’re 10 years old, Halloween was almost two weeks ago, and you already ate all the good candy.
Watching absolute garbage on YouTube and I love it. #sorrynotsorry
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Watching absolute garbage on YouTube and I love it. #sorrynotsorry
Actual footage of me doing any part of any job.
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Actual footage of me doing any part of any job.
The Jedi I admired most.
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Jedi I admired most.
I lost my soul when I fell to earth
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I lost my soul when I fell to earth
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM