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A quick explanation of why Ghost sucks.

Here's the music video for the Genesis song "Jesus He Knows Me". It's not especially subtle. In fact, it's quietly vicious:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rf...
Genesis - Jesus He Knows Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Genesis
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Bring down the curtain
This soap opera must surely close
Before the cold wind blows
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Question for people who try to imagine both sides of a conversation before they have it for real: has it EVER ONCE gone the way you imagined? No, right?

Because if you could actually predict the conversation, you wouldn’t waste time worrying about the conversation.
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Please don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that Clark is responsible for Ransone's suicide. He just has a reputation of casting barely legal teenagers who aren't professional actors with broken home lives to be in his films. If you haven't seen Ken Park, you haven't seen what a pervert Clark is.
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RIP James Ransone. Gonna celebrate his life by watching The Wire or Bosch or Low Winter Sun or literally anything that isn't Ken Park.

Don't watch Ken Park.
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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James Ransone was my favorite in IT CHAPTER 2. I’m so sorry to hear he’s no longer with us. RIP.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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In Super Mario World, green berries increase the timer. By strategically eating them to make the timer pass 100 multiple times, the music can be sped up repeatedly. It turns out that the music engine cannot handle more than 20 speed-ups, and slows down to a crawl instead.
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Narratively, Snoopy Come Home is very bad. It’s like 50% characters bawling.

There are some interesting animation effects though.
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I wish COVID had been 100 times more deadly, because my dream scenario would be to date an orphan.

Where are we going for Christmas this year? My parents’ house again? Cool.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter Evita wrote an angry X screed declaring that TSA airport scanners emit radiation—an easily disproven error that makes her the frontrunner to succeed her father in the Trump Administration.
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Idea for a play: a fictional meeting between Charles Dickens and Mark Twain. They talk about cats for two hours.
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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mitt romney is writing about taxing the rich. bill kristol is posting about intersectionality. donald trump is--

you bolt awake. it is election night 2012, and a smiling mitt romney is accepting barack obama's gracious concession. you don't understand it, but you know this is the good timeline
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nick Reiner looks like a combination of Jared Leto and Joe Goldberg.
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
To anyone saying stuff like: "Fuck Mitt Romney, he's still evil."

...I don't think you know what actual evil looks like.

You are so fucking brainrotted.

You are out of your goddamn mind.

Ask you doctor for ECT, that's the only thing that might fix you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Mitt Romney was apparently visited early by 3 ghosts.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Is slow piano music inherently sad? That is to say, are there psychological reasons that human brain naturally finds it sad?

Or have we been conditioned from birth over several centuries to associate it with sadness?
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
One of the most fascinating pieces of niche reporting that I have ever read: www.therialtoreport.com/2023/09/24/j...
Jake Teague: The Trials of a Confused Catholic - The Rialto Report
Jake Teague was a cult character in 1970s adult film. How did someone who looked old enough to be your grandfather end up making sex films?
www.therialtoreport.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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If I won the lottery, there would be signs.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The trailers for Disclosure Day look terrible. Specifically, the CGI looks terrible. Like, it's 2025 and those are the best birds we can do? The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park looked better than this and that was over 30 years ago. Shame on you, Steven Spielberg.
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The first time I saw this alternate ending, I thought it was great. It's not. It's stupid. Heroes don't just straight-up murder villains for fun. They try to bring them in alive. The issue is the villains never give them a choice. Simon is helpless here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLV5...
Die Hard With a Vengeance (Alternate Ending)
YouTube video by M7 Schäfer
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I wish my cat was more bitey. There's nothing quite as satisfying as a surprise bite when you're petting a cat.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There is already voluminous medical documentation exonerating him, but Donald Trump is easily the best argument that Ronald Reagan didn't have Alzheimer's while in office.
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When I was a kid, the legendary Frank Perdue was on TV selling Perdue chicken.

Then, his son Jim was on TV selling Perdue chicken.

Now, Jim's sons Chris and Ryan are on TV selling Perdue chicken.

What I'm saying is, I think it might be time for me to die.
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory.

If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
Trump just announced his own Hunger Games
In case you needed a reminder that we're living in a fascist hellscape.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM