I think the exact moment the Oz books jumped the shark was when Santa Claus showed up for Ozma's birthday party.
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I think the exact moment the Oz books jumped the shark was when Santa Claus showed up for Ozma's birthday party.
This year in musicals: Wicked and Merrily We Roll Along are about best friends who you think are going to kiss but never do. Kiss of the Spider Woman is exactly the opposite.
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This year in musicals: Wicked and Merrily We Roll Along are about best friends who you think are going to kiss but never do. Kiss of the Spider Woman is exactly the opposite.
Reading Le Morte d'Arthur has me wood wroth out of measure.
August 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reading Le Morte d'Arthur has me wood wroth out of measure.
KRISTIN: Never break up the band. Did Paul McCartney do better than the Beatles? No.
SYD: Sting did better than the Police. Phil Collins did better than Genesis.
KRISTIN: COPS AND THE BIBLE ARE NOT ROCK AND ROLL!
SYD: Sting did better than the Police. Phil Collins did better than Genesis.
KRISTIN: COPS AND THE BIBLE ARE NOT ROCK AND ROLL!
April 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
KRISTIN: Never break up the band. Did Paul McCartney do better than the Beatles? No.
SYD: Sting did better than the Police. Phil Collins did better than Genesis.
KRISTIN: COPS AND THE BIBLE ARE NOT ROCK AND ROLL!
SYD: Sting did better than the Police. Phil Collins did better than Genesis.
KRISTIN: COPS AND THE BIBLE ARE NOT ROCK AND ROLL!
It's not that I don't like Chappell Roan when I'm sober, but I EXTRA like her when I'm drunk.
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's not that I don't like Chappell Roan when I'm sober, but I EXTRA like her when I'm drunk.
My spoiler free review of The Substance:
For the first two hours it was meh, then it was ugh.
For the first two hours it was meh, then it was ugh.
September 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
My spoiler free review of The Substance:
For the first two hours it was meh, then it was ugh.
For the first two hours it was meh, then it was ugh.
quote post the fictional character you are in your head
September 4, 2024 at 11:40 AM
quote post the fictional character you are in your head
PRINCE'S GIRLFRIEND LISTENING TO "KISS": He doesn't think I'm cool?!
September 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM
PRINCE'S GIRLFRIEND LISTENING TO "KISS": He doesn't think I'm cool?!
BERNSTEIN: I was planning to make pasta tonight.
Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent
BONIN: I can't view Tik Tok on my phone so please email me that link?
BONIN: I can't view Tik Tok on my phone so please email me that link?
Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent
ROAT: Ballpark Chicken Dance
ROAT: Ballpark Chicken Dance
August 18, 2024 at 1:46 AM
BERNSTEIN: I was planning to make pasta tonight.
The problem is I never had a set top three and now I can't pick three because it will be biased based on knowing this.
saw a tiktok about how your top three favorite muppets reveal a great deal about your personality and on reflection about my favorites — fozzie, sam the eagle, statler and wardolf (they count as one) — this is absolutely true
August 11, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The problem is I never had a set top three and now I can't pick three because it will be biased based on knowing this.
I watched half an episode of the new Batman cartoon and the best thing I can say about it is it resembles something from my childhood.
(For those unfamiliar with my childhood, this is a SCATHING insult.)
(For those unfamiliar with my childhood, this is a SCATHING insult.)
August 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I watched half an episode of the new Batman cartoon and the best thing I can say about it is it resembles something from my childhood.
(For those unfamiliar with my childhood, this is a SCATHING insult.)
(For those unfamiliar with my childhood, this is a SCATHING insult.)
Too many people can't differentiate between "They are both bad" and "They are both equally bad."
October 28, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Too many people can't differentiate between "They are both bad" and "They are both equally bad."
I just saw Stop Making Sense and I feel strangely compelled to take Ednah Holt to the river and drop her in the water.
September 29, 2023 at 1:19 AM
I just saw Stop Making Sense and I feel strangely compelled to take Ednah Holt to the river and drop her in the water.
Have you ever heard a song you haven't thought about for years and thought, "I was completely right not to think about this song"?
September 22, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Have you ever heard a song you haven't thought about for years and thought, "I was completely right not to think about this song"?
Is the correct plural "Doctor Octopuses," "Doctor Octopi," or "Doctors Octopus"?
September 19, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Is the correct plural "Doctor Octopuses," "Doctor Octopi," or "Doctors Octopus"?
Generation names are like a dumb kind of astrology where every personality type is "stupid, lazy, and ungrateful."
September 17, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Generation names are like a dumb kind of astrology where every personality type is "stupid, lazy, and ungrateful."
Trying to follow Star Wars discourse - am I an uncultured boor because I find Andor unbearably boring or am I on the right side of history because I also find Asohka unbearably boring?
September 8, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Trying to follow Star Wars discourse - am I an uncultured boor because I find Andor unbearably boring or am I on the right side of history because I also find Asohka unbearably boring?