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Artist rat. 🖌️🐀 They. Freelance calamity. 82% bad ideas by volume. Deuteragonist for hire. Pasta salad fan. Header by me. Icon is cover art by Robert J. Lee from Fawn Baby by Gladys Baker Bond.
Interestingly, those are both forms of nuclear pasta, the exotic structure of fused nuclei in neutron stars.
I think she's saying she and her husband are both dense as hell.
I think she's saying she and her husband are both dense as hell.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Interestingly, those are both forms of nuclear pasta, the exotic structure of fused nuclei in neutron stars.
I think she's saying she and her husband are both dense as hell.
I think she's saying she and her husband are both dense as hell.
>spin the Neopets Wheel of Celebration
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
>spin the Neopets Wheel of Celebration
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
I wish I could dissolve.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I wish I could dissolve.
W-what do you mean
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
W-what do you mean
If we have a revolution I want to put this on all the government websites
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If we have a revolution I want to put this on all the government websites
Me trying to close Task Manager
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me trying to close Task Manager
This seems sub-optimal.
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This seems sub-optimal.
Their dimensions, size, and simple coloring make me think of Hanafuda (but even smaller yet!)
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Their dimensions, size, and simple coloring make me think of Hanafuda (but even smaller yet!)
"It's wabbit thwowing season in the Mushwoom Kingdom!"
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"It's wabbit thwowing season in the Mushwoom Kingdom!"
My phone alarm when I yell at it to shut the fuck up after alerting me to the exact hour and minute I instructed it to
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My phone alarm when I yell at it to shut the fuck up after alerting me to the exact hour and minute I instructed it to
He claimed it was because he didn't like races that looked like 'people wearing cheesy rubber suits', but then he turned the Trilarian from their MoO2 form on the left to their MoO3 form on the right. Which looks extraterrestrial and which looks like a human in a fish suit to you?
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He claimed it was because he didn't like races that looked like 'people wearing cheesy rubber suits', but then he turned the Trilarian from their MoO2 form on the left to their MoO3 form on the right. Which looks extraterrestrial and which looks like a human in a fish suit to you?
The rainy day gave me an idea.
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The rainy day gave me an idea.
Testaments to my criminal enterprising. (I keep forgetting non-subscribers don't see them)
October 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Testaments to my criminal enterprising. (I keep forgetting non-subscribers don't see them)
On desktop, sometimes when I navigate to another profile or even just something reposted by another user and then go back to my profile, it'll have that user's name over my own.
October 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
On desktop, sometimes when I navigate to another profile or even just something reposted by another user and then go back to my profile, it'll have that user's name over my own.
Perhaps he has a brother!
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Perhaps he has a brother!
Without downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
(It is certainly ephemeral but, right now, it IS)
(It is certainly ephemeral but, right now, it IS)
October 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Without downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
(It is certainly ephemeral but, right now, it IS)
(It is certainly ephemeral but, right now, it IS)
Me when I'm moving off the coast of Guinea and drifting into waters that are favorable for tropical development
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Me when I'm moving off the coast of Guinea and drifting into waters that are favorable for tropical development
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM