Oakmoss 🌲 🌿🐀
@sylvanrat.bsky.social
Artist rat. 🖌️🐀 They. Freelance calamity. 82% bad ideas by volume. Deuteragonist for hire. Pasta salad fan. Header by me. Icon is cover art by Robert J. Lee from Fawn Baby by Gladys Baker Bond.
>spin the Neopets Wheel of Celebration
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
>spin the Neopets Wheel of Celebration
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
>"Watch an ad for another spin!"
>this is the last day they're doing this prize wheel
>"Sure, why not"
>disable ad block and reload
>glacial slowness
>click for the ad
>it's a border patrol recruitment ad
>mfw the cute faellie is inviting me to join the gestapo
If we have a revolution I want to put this on all the government websites
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If we have a revolution I want to put this on all the government websites