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Sylvan from online
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he/they, 34, a fierce bad rabbit 🔞
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“TREATS???”
–Gouda the rabbit with the realest :3 ive ever caught on camera
Photo of Gouda the brown rex rabbit standing up inside her pen at the shelter. She’s motion-blurred as she clamors for treats. Her little bunny mouth is partially closed around one of the crossbars of her pen, creating the appearance of an excited smile.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Happy Hanukkah! Here is a photo from 2017 of the Hanukkah Hesper 💖
Photo of Hesper the rabbit, three years old and baby-faced, sitting in her pen with her head lowered in “pet me” posture. She has allowed me to place a gold foil-wrapped chocolate coin upon her forehead.
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Hesper has been enjoying her cardboard
Photo of Hesper the rabbit on the floor, crouched in front of a big corrugated cardboard box that she’s been chomping on. She’s torn much of the outer layer of cardboard off of one patch, and is sticking her snout back in for another bite. Another photo of Hesper, still at the box but having lifted her face away from it. She is looking directly at the camera and has a slightly confrontational-looking stance, like she takes issue with my decision to photograph her as she chomps on cardboard.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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trying to figure out if i experience romantic attraction or not is so embarrassing, bc it forces me to examine how i experience friendship-style attraction, which makes me feel like this
Low-resolution screenshot from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job. Doctor Steve Brule, played by John C. Reilly, is on the local news doing a presentation about friendship. Next to his face is a bulleted list of questions: “What is a friend? How do you get a friend? How do you keep a friend? How come I don’t have a friend?”
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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(the Rick and Morty in question)
Photo of two lop rabbits, one white and one dark gray, cuddling on a carpeted floor. The gray rabbit has one of his ears draped over the white rabbit’s head.
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s fine if rabbits don’t like Rick & Morty
An unopened email in my inbox from Rocky Mountain House Rabbit Rescue, sent on Sunday. The subject line is “Sunday Night Spotlight” and the message begins “Your Impact Helps Rabbits Like Rick & Morty”
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The local rabbit shelter has an adoptable pair of angoras and I can’t believe them. Look at these fluffy fellows
Photo of two very fluffy angora rabbits in a pen, snuggled together in their litter box. One is gray, and the other is off-white with a brown face. A card attached to their pen identifies them as Felix and Oscar. Another photo of Felix and Oscar in their pen, still pressed close together in their litter box, but now standing up on their hind legs. They have their little bunny mouths pointed directly at me, hoping I have treats.
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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The issue is that a “profound autism” diagnosis would not help people labeled with it get better care or improve their quality of life in any way. It is much more likely to do the opposite. Autistic people with all kinds & levels of support needs have said this. autisticadvocacy.org/2021/12/func...
Quote from the linked page: “Autistic people need and deserve better services, especially those of us with the highest needs — but the ‘profound autism’ label doesn’t help. ‘Profound autism’ doesn’t give us any actionable information about why a person needs support or what support they need. It doesn’t tell us if a person has speech apraxia or complex medical needs, or if the person needs access to AAC or specific mental health supports. It also doesn’t reflect what we know about people with significant developmental disabilities generally, which is that high expectations and inclusive services benefit everyone and we can’t predict what someone can achieve with the right support.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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“Doesn’t smell like an apple to me…”
Photo of Hesper the rabbit in an armchair, poking her nose curiously against the corner of a closed MacBook on the arm of the chair.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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🐇➰
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I went to the soft bed on Night-Night Island and everybody asked about you
Screenshot from the mobile game Livly Island announcing a new gacha item set called “Soft Bed on Night-Night Island.” The items feature a moon-and-stars motif and soft, desaturated purple tones.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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throwback to Halloween 2022 when Hesper briefly tolerated being dressed as a lobster
Photo of Hesper the rabbit crouched on a brick hearth, looking perturbed, because she is wearing a lobster costume. It consists of a harness-like piece for the lobster’s body, complete with appendages and tail, plus a headband with lobster antennae and big cartoony eyes. Another photo of Hesper in the lobster costume, now scampering back to her pen. She’s heavily motion-blurred, making the lobster eyes appear to be popping out in exaggerated surprise.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Happy Halloween!
#acpc #ポケ森
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I would like everybody to look at Brie! Brie would like everybody to give her treats!
Photo of Brie the giant rabbit inside her pen at the shelter. She is white with brown spots, and she’s in a loafy position. Brie a few moments later, standing up on her hind paws with her front paws on the pen bars. One of her ears is sticking out, showing that it’s pink inside. Her face is a little motion-blurred and very plaintive.
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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grabbit
Another photo of Hesper in the same position, but now my hand is grabbing her face (she is unbothered by this).
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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the cuddler 💗
Photo of Hesper the rabbit lying down on a blankie-covered floor. She is stretched out long, and my hand is petting along her side.
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Brie lied down and let me pet her 😭🙏 I tried to take pics of her during petting, but this was the best I could manage. she may simply be too large for my phone camera to capture at close range
Photo of Brie the giant rabbit in her pen, lying down but not stretched out to her full potential length. Her eyes are half-lidded, and she has long eyelashes. Her butt is out of frame.
September 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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today at the bunny shelter I got to meet some rabbits named after CHEESES including an English lop named FONTINA and a Flemish giant named BRIE
Photo of Fontina, a light brown rabbit with long floppy ears, sticking her snout out through the bars of her pen. Photo of Brie, a Flemish giant rabbit with white and light brown fur, big sticky-uppy ears, and a moderate dewlap. She is in her pen, looking unsure as to how she feels about my presence.
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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POV you are petting the longlady
Photo of Hesper the rabbit stretched out on her tummy on top of some blanket pads and cardboard. She is lying with her face towards the camera, and has her forehead presented to me for petting.
September 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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performing in the town square 🎺🐰
#acpc
September 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Hesper (bald)
Photo of Hesper the rabbit sitting on the carpet, her nose facing the camera, which is at a low angle. Due to the perspective, her ears are not visible; the top of her head looks smooth.
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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stopped at a red light and this was the vehicle in front of me
Photo of the back of a white BMW SUV decorated with a variety of stickers. There are three pictorial decals: the Overwatch logo, the caduceus from Full Metal Alchemist, and Stan and Kyle from South Park. There are also six bumper stickers, which read as follows: 1 “I Brake for Paul Rudd”; 2 “I was an honor student; I’m not sure what happened”; 3 “Come on Eileen? I barely know her”; 4 “I [heart] my pitbull,” with a photo of Pitbull the guy; 5 “I [heart] abortion”; and 6 “Sorry for driving the speed limit; some of us have warrants” with a little turtle emoji. The license plate number has been edited out, but the license plate itself is a special one that says “U.S. Marine Corps.”
August 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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secret mouf
Photo of a plywood bunny house with slats in the side. Hesper the rabbit is inside, sticking her little upper-lip-area through one of the slats to nibble on the wooden edge.
August 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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the scritchimal
Hesper the rabbit sitting on the carpet, scratching at her ear with her hind foot
August 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Please look at this fuzzy little lop named Rapunzel who has never once in her life had a treat
August 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM