Clown College Dropout
@sylvrvylln.bsky.social
he | him | Video maker.
Had a dream where I was detective last night. I managed to overcome a large scale conspiracy, outwitted corrupt bureaucrats and politicians, and lost a beautiful dame during a pivotal moment.
As I finally took refuge in my office when the dust settled, I proceeded to take a deep breath and scream.
As I finally took refuge in my office when the dust settled, I proceeded to take a deep breath and scream.
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Had a dream where I was detective last night. I managed to overcome a large scale conspiracy, outwitted corrupt bureaucrats and politicians, and lost a beautiful dame during a pivotal moment.
As I finally took refuge in my office when the dust settled, I proceeded to take a deep breath and scream.
As I finally took refuge in my office when the dust settled, I proceeded to take a deep breath and scream.
Bluesky is only showing posts on any search from 4 hours ago. What gives?
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Bluesky is only showing posts on any search from 4 hours ago. What gives?
Reposted by Clown College Dropout
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.
Guys, as someone whose whole career depends on combing through the YouTube archives, I can't tell you how bad this is.
Guys, as someone whose whole career depends on combing through the YouTube archives, I can't tell you how bad this is.
Whoa, hold the phone... I can't search Youtube by "newest" anymore... Oh, that fucking sucks.
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.
Guys, as someone whose whole career depends on combing through the YouTube archives, I can't tell you how bad this is.
Guys, as someone whose whole career depends on combing through the YouTube archives, I can't tell you how bad this is.
Might be coming down with a bad case of getting down with my bad self and also hypothermia. But definitely that first thing at least
January 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Might be coming down with a bad case of getting down with my bad self and also hypothermia. But definitely that first thing at least
I keep bouncing between hot and cold so much, it’s a miracle I haven’t blown up in a puff of steam
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I keep bouncing between hot and cold so much, it’s a miracle I haven’t blown up in a puff of steam
“Man using fight stick to play hades on his steam deck while someone is cooking in the background.”
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
“Man using fight stick to play hades on his steam deck while someone is cooking in the background.”
Steam trading cards please don’t have spoiled me on something cool
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Steam trading cards please don’t have spoiled me on something cool
My email service suddenly started throwing a lot of my non spam email in the spam tab on New Year’s Day. No clue what that’s about
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My email service suddenly started throwing a lot of my non spam email in the spam tab on New Year’s Day. No clue what that’s about
I saw ice road vengeance, and I am learning this was a sequel somehow.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I saw ice road vengeance, and I am learning this was a sequel somehow.
Ugh bots are so annoying. Barely got out a post and it got liked before I could see it in my own feed
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Ugh bots are so annoying. Barely got out a post and it got liked before I could see it in my own feed
@nebula.tv Hey, somebody might wanna double check the store’s message up top.
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
@nebula.tv Hey, somebody might wanna double check the store’s message up top.
I think a great loading screen for an app or something is just reusing the dvd logo bouncing at the corners of the screen
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I think a great loading screen for an app or something is just reusing the dvd logo bouncing at the corners of the screen
Narrowly missed the rain. Thought it’d be clear for a bit but dang.
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Narrowly missed the rain. Thought it’d be clear for a bit but dang.
My last meal of 2025 was pizza, and my only regret is that my first meal of 2026 is not also pizza.
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
My last meal of 2025 was pizza, and my only regret is that my first meal of 2026 is not also pizza.
Why are smart tvs so dumb?
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Why are smart tvs so dumb?
“But mom, I want a new year!”
“What happened to the year you got last time?”
“I don’t like to talk about it…”
“…Fine.”
“Yay!”
“What happened to the year you got last time?”
“I don’t like to talk about it…”
“…Fine.”
“Yay!”
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
“But mom, I want a new year!”
“What happened to the year you got last time?”
“I don’t like to talk about it…”
“…Fine.”
“Yay!”
“What happened to the year you got last time?”
“I don’t like to talk about it…”
“…Fine.”
“Yay!”
If I actually fall asleep through the one new years I don’t have to work I will actually rest and enjoy my dreams because I deserve it and don’t take good enough care of myself
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
If I actually fall asleep through the one new years I don’t have to work I will actually rest and enjoy my dreams because I deserve it and don’t take good enough care of myself
Hypocrite that’s hip with it.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hypocrite that’s hip with it.
I stand by every terrible decision I make except when it’s convenient for me not to.
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I stand by every terrible decision I make except when it’s convenient for me not to.
A $60 puck for disabling my phone?
Why?
Why?
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A $60 puck for disabling my phone?
Why?
Why?
Been so stressed out about waking up on time I ended up finding myself awake every hour of the morning. Finally get a decent dream to tide me over and my alarm goes off.
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Been so stressed out about waking up on time I ended up finding myself awake every hour of the morning. Finally get a decent dream to tide me over and my alarm goes off.
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
Divans seem nice
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Divans seem nice
Nobody measures things by hands, it’s always feet. The world is so unfair.
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Nobody measures things by hands, it’s always feet. The world is so unfair.