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syntheticwolf
@synthetic-wolf.bsky.social
He/him
TTRPG enthusiast & creator, overthinker, queer menace
syntheticwolf.itch.io
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Just published my first TTRPG. It's not yet playtested, very much a prototype, but it's something! Lmk what you think if you check it out :)
syntheticwolf.itch.io/love-struck
love struck by syntheticwolf
A silly three-page dating sim TTRPG for 4-6 players.
syntheticwolf.itch.io
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August 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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it's so freeing knowing ill never get married
August 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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One of the benefits of 'zines and booklets over traditional books is that it's easier to claim they have no value or very little value when dealing with customs forms. Tariffs are an absolute disaster, but people working in these formats might be able to sneak around a little.
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Art: "Christ Breaks the Rifle," Otto Pankok #ottopankok #christbreakstherifle #sacredart
August 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Not feeling very margaritaville today I am going to ask everyone if they are mad at me
August 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Stories of people developing psychosis because of AI are going to get more and more frequent and then they'll stop because it will be so common it won't even be worth reporting
WSJ: ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.... On Aug. 5, Greenwich police discovered that Soelberg killed his mother and himself in the $2.7 million Dutch colonial-style home where they lived together.
A Troubled Man, His Chatbot and a Murder-Suicide in Old Greenwich
“Erik, you’re not crazy.” ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.
www.wsj.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
August 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Hammock rotting is different than bed rotting you can rot in a hammock as long as you want and you can even bring your pillows in there it’s a DIFFERENT THING and outside
August 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Saw trap for Twitter artists where it's just an incomplete drawing of an anime girl with boobs the size of watermelons and all they need to do to save themselves is draw her nipples in an anatomically plausible location.
August 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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if manifesting isn’t real then why is it so fun
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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There's a conversation to be had about self-labelled monsterfuckers whose hear-me-outs consist exclusively of photogenic humans from the collarbones down with weird heads stuck on top, but it's also very funny to respond to those conversations with "did you just say 'conventionally attractive rat'?"
May 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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farmhouse
April 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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it's independent bookstore day! and incidentally amazon has put on a book sale the same day, because they're undercutting scum! don't give them your money!

support you local bookstore in person or use bookshop.org! maybe even buy My book! it's good!

bookshop.org/p/books/hung...
April 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just published my first TTRPG. It's not yet playtested, very much a prototype, but it's something! Lmk what you think if you check it out :)
syntheticwolf.itch.io/love-struck
love struck by syntheticwolf
A silly three-page dating sim TTRPG for 4-6 players.
syntheticwolf.itch.io
April 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Drinks from an Erlenmeyer flask full of glowing liquid, then immediately clutches my chest and falls to the floor behind a conveniently placed laboratory bench, writhing and shrieking while thunder crashes overhead and ominous music swells, and when I stand up again I'm wearing a magical girl dress.
February 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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fucked up how HRT weight gain is fear mongered when so many trans people i know gain weight because they start experiencing appetites, they start coming out of depressions, they start participating in the world (going to restaurants, eating in front of friends). it's a good thing!
February 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Spends months on end hyping up a forthcoming "Dungeons & Dragons" clone I'm working on which I claim will fix all of the system's problems, then when it comes out the only substantive difference from core-book 5th Edition is that "Prone" and "Supine" are two separate conditions.
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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𝘣𝘪𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢
February 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I am playing through the entirety of DOOM 2016 and donating one dollar for each demon I kill. All the money will go to fighting for immigrant justice. The choice of game probably has nothing to do with how I feel about ICE.
www.twitch.tv/jacobgeller
February 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Gatekeeping=bad.
The more you share your favorite things, the more you get to enjoy them.
Also, the thing you love could go away! So share!
People who are awesome will get it. Others (The non awesome, or the “non-some” ©D. Weekes Co.) will not & that’s ok. At least then you’ll know who’s who.
January 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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twitter just removed this design + locked my account for the next 12 hours
February 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM