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the existence of the war doctor implies the existence of the plague doctor, the famine doctor, and the death doctor
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the existence of the war doctor implies the existence of the plague doctor, the famine doctor, and the death doctor
adding “getting stabbed” to my bucket list
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
adding “getting stabbed” to my bucket list
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Has anyone done “Elon Mush” yet?
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Has anyone done “Elon Mush” yet?
“up yours, woke moralists!” he quavered, mopping his fevered brow with a trembling hand.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“up yours, woke moralists!” he quavered, mopping his fevered brow with a trembling hand.
not me languishing at work
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
not me languishing at work
maybe I should read dhalgren again
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
maybe I should read dhalgren again
“we’re wearing out our heels, on a road to hell” 🎵🎶
September 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“we’re wearing out our heels, on a road to hell” 🎵🎶
more wes anderson michael cera collabs please
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
more wes anderson michael cera collabs please
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thou shalt not invest capital in the creation of a machine in the likeness if the human mind
September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
thou shalt not invest capital in the creation of a machine in the likeness if the human mind
The titanic, except when the old lady drops the jewel in the water the guy jumps in after it and grabs it
September 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The titanic, except when the old lady drops the jewel in the water the guy jumps in after it and grabs it
to sink, perchance to swim?
September 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
to sink, perchance to swim?
Miles Davis: “I call this one the Doo-Bop Song.” *Proceeds to play the coolest shit you’ve ever heard*
July 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Miles Davis: “I call this one the Doo-Bop Song.” *Proceeds to play the coolest shit you’ve ever heard*
“Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do this?” *plays video games and drinks alcohol all day*
July 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do this?” *plays video games and drinks alcohol all day*
if trump runs for a third term it would be really funny if obama runs against him lol
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
if trump runs for a third term it would be really funny if obama runs against him lol
Others might go mad communing with the eldritch entities that lurk outside our reality, but not me. I alone have the mental fortitude and daring to bend them to my will.
June 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Others might go mad communing with the eldritch entities that lurk outside our reality, but not me. I alone have the mental fortitude and daring to bend them to my will.
Clytemnestra had a point actually
June 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Clytemnestra had a point actually
shouting “look out, he’s got a gun!” every time you see a cop
June 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
shouting “look out, he’s got a gun!” every time you see a cop
a swan is just a fancy goose
May 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
a swan is just a fancy goose
married wizards buying love potions to try to fix their marriage
May 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
married wizards buying love potions to try to fix their marriage
they should bring in guillaume david and the astartes guy and have them make a movie together
May 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
they should bring in guillaume david and the astartes guy and have them make a movie together
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Fired a black person who was qualified, hired a white person with no qualifications whatsoever. The Trump administration in a nutshell bsky.app/profile/axio...
Trump naming Todd Blanche — the former defense attorney from his hush money trial — as acting Librarian of Congress
Trump naming his former defense attorney as acting Librarian of Congress
Todd Blanche already holds the number two position at the Justice Department.
www.axios.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fired a black person who was qualified, hired a white person with no qualifications whatsoever. The Trump administration in a nutshell bsky.app/profile/axio...
it’s not a bribe if the guy paying me is a Close Personal Friend
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
it’s not a bribe if the guy paying me is a Close Personal Friend
what do I know about soccer? it involves ball kicking, and there’s a guy who keeps biting people
May 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
what do I know about soccer? it involves ball kicking, and there’s a guy who keeps biting people