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Man down (the breeze someone left on this treadmill)
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Man down (the breeze someone left on this treadmill)
This is not a drill. Santa on the stair climber.
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is not a drill. Santa on the stair climber.
I baked over 250 cookies today, this is my biggest feat of strength yet
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I baked over 250 cookies today, this is my biggest feat of strength yet
About to lose my shit because this Meijer has 4 different varieties of candy cane and none of them are peppermint
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
About to lose my shit because this Meijer has 4 different varieties of candy cane and none of them are peppermint
Give me a family gathering where my dad doesn’t make fun of my college degree
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Give me a family gathering where my dad doesn’t make fun of my college degree
The taylor swift song where she calls you gay
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The taylor swift song where she calls you gay
Dog gets too excited to go outside and rams his head between the cabinet and door. Every. Damn. Time. He’s so stupid I love him
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Dog gets too excited to go outside and rams his head between the cabinet and door. Every. Damn. Time. He’s so stupid I love him
Girlfriend keeps bringing me chocolates and they’ve got sea salt on them, idk dog, i just don’t think other people have it as good as I do
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Girlfriend keeps bringing me chocolates and they’ve got sea salt on them, idk dog, i just don’t think other people have it as good as I do
Highway in the snow right now is lawless chaos, the saga continues
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Highway in the snow right now is lawless chaos, the saga continues
Flying this weekend was lawless chaos
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Flying this weekend was lawless chaos
Sad cookie cake for every meal makes your tum sickly
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sad cookie cake for every meal makes your tum sickly
Wishing Cuomo a very intensely shitty night 🎉
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Wishing Cuomo a very intensely shitty night 🎉
My dog: *breaths*
Me: thats so true dude
Me: thats so true dude
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My dog: *breaths*
Me: thats so true dude
Me: thats so true dude
I wish my brain could focus for more than 7 hours at a time. But here we are 4 o’clock once more, ✨ dysfunction time ✨
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I wish my brain could focus for more than 7 hours at a time. But here we are 4 o’clock once more, ✨ dysfunction time ✨
I do think I could achieve mental wellness by adorning a silly little hat
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I do think I could achieve mental wellness by adorning a silly little hat
I cant look at my laptop its ugly
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I cant look at my laptop its ugly
If you send me a stupid video, out of love and absolute caring, I will track down an even more brain dead video to send to you, hon, thats for you
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you send me a stupid video, out of love and absolute caring, I will track down an even more brain dead video to send to you, hon, thats for you
I can never have kids. I would eat all their poptarts, they would hate me
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can never have kids. I would eat all their poptarts, they would hate me
Atta boy
Luigi Mangione's state terrorism charges dismissed in UnitedHealthcare CEO's shooting, judge rules
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Luigi Mangione's state terrorism charges dismissed in UnitedHealthcare CEO's shooting, judge rules
Luigi Mangione, accused of shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, appeared in court where his state terrorism charges were thrown out.
www.cbsnews.com
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Atta boy
Mayonnaise is so powerful
August 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mayonnaise is so powerful
Shrimp cocktail is the one true girl dinner in my heart
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shrimp cocktail is the one true girl dinner in my heart
Can you think of anything more thrilling than dropping some fat coins on an artisanal jar of smoked paprika
August 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can you think of anything more thrilling than dropping some fat coins on an artisanal jar of smoked paprika
Reposted
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
One thing about me is I’m gonna use only the big forks, but way more importantly only the little spoons
April 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
One thing about me is I’m gonna use only the big forks, but way more importantly only the little spoons