Clayton Łuszczek
@tacojocko.bsky.social
Daisy might be blind but she looks right into your soul when you speak to her.
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Daisy might be blind but she looks right into your soul when you speak to her.
Something about the self awareness of a dog licking its butthole in the middle of the road....
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Something about the self awareness of a dog licking its butthole in the middle of the road....
Menu for the opening gala for the billion-dollar ballroom at the white house
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Menu for the opening gala for the billion-dollar ballroom at the white house
My decision to cancel my subscription is validated once again.
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
My decision to cancel my subscription is validated once again.
They're just terrible at this
January 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
They're just terrible at this
Maybe "unhealthy obsession with" instead of "need" is more accurate
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Maybe "unhealthy obsession with" instead of "need" is more accurate
Every one of these LARPers has a t-shirt printed with "rules for dating my daughter"
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Every one of these LARPers has a t-shirt printed with "rules for dating my daughter"
such a needy babyman
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
such a needy babyman
Accurate reporting would say "US discussing plans to invade Denmark"
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Accurate reporting would say "US discussing plans to invade Denmark"
Hospitals are gonna blow his mind
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Hospitals are gonna blow his mind
"Capture" is an interesting euphemism for "kidnap"
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"Capture" is an interesting euphemism for "kidnap"
Battleship is the new groceries
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Battleship is the new groceries
Another participation trophy
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Another participation trophy
Is this a parody account?
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is this a parody account?