Matt Takimoto
@takimoto23x.bsky.social
5th grade teacher, Jeopardy! champ, here for trivia and various other neurodivergent shenanigans. Co-host, Benchwarmers Trivia Podcast
The speed at which the Valkyries announcers stopped talking about the item thrown on the court during the Dream-Valkyries game as soon as the cameras got a shot of what it was
July 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The speed at which the Valkyries announcers stopped talking about the item thrown on the court during the Dream-Valkyries game as soon as the cameras got a shot of what it was
At this point, I don’t know if Ferrari makes another podium this seaso—
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
At this point, I don’t know if Ferrari makes another podium this seaso—
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
How I feel going to get the snap traps from the shed
June 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How I feel going to get the snap traps from the shed
Saturdays are for SPEED now
May 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Saturdays are for SPEED now
On a related note, VALLLLLLLLKYRIEEEEEEEEEEEES
May 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
On a related note, VALLLLLLLLKYRIEEEEEEEEEEEES
April 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Times Crossword, you knew what you were doing here
March 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Times Crossword, you knew what you were doing here
It’s really something when a 102 year-old book feels massively relevant
March 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s really something when a 102 year-old book feels massively relevant
Got to do some stabbin’
February 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Got to do some stabbin’
New record alert: Saturdays are for SPEED!
February 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New record alert: Saturdays are for SPEED!
Just wait until sunset
January 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just wait until sunset
Feels rude to limit this to the Jeopardy! nerds Discord, so here’s a thing I made last night regarding what constitutes a podcast
December 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Feels rude to limit this to the Jeopardy! nerds Discord, so here’s a thing I made last night regarding what constitutes a podcast
Pop Culture Jeopardy! remains streaming on Amazon Prime Video. Episode 10 features these three smart and attractive people making more silly faces. Finish that slice of pie and go watch it!
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Pop Culture Jeopardy! remains streaming on Amazon Prime Video. Episode 10 features these three smart and attractive people making more silly faces. Finish that slice of pie and go watch it!
We are STREAMING! Make your kids wait to open their presents, and watch Pop Culture Jeopardy! on Amazon Prime Video
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 AM
We are STREAMING! Make your kids wait to open their presents, and watch Pop Culture Jeopardy! on Amazon Prime Video
The Christmas story only had three wise people. The next episode of Pop Culture Jeopardy! has NINE of them!
Skip Christmas, watch Bay Hive v. ADTMF v. Pasta, streaming only on Amazon Prime Video this Christmas Day
Skip Christmas, watch Bay Hive v. ADTMF v. Pasta, streaming only on Amazon Prime Video this Christmas Day
December 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
The Christmas story only had three wise people. The next episode of Pop Culture Jeopardy! has NINE of them!
Skip Christmas, watch Bay Hive v. ADTMF v. Pasta, streaming only on Amazon Prime Video this Christmas Day
Skip Christmas, watch Bay Hive v. ADTMF v. Pasta, streaming only on Amazon Prime Video this Christmas Day
UPDATE: we have remembered all the things
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
UPDATE: we have remembered all the things
Finally starting to practice my periodic table. Once sports boy starts learning science, it’s over for you long handled garden tools
December 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Finally starting to practice my periodic table. Once sports boy starts learning science, it’s over for you long handled garden tools
She won’t let me eat my trash food in peace, help
November 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
She won’t let me eat my trash food in peace, help
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
November 5, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
Y’all mighta thought I was kidding, I absolutely was not. Happy Kornacki Super Bowl to all who celebrate.
November 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Y’all mighta thought I was kidding, I absolutely was not. Happy Kornacki Super Bowl to all who celebrate.
Remember when one (1) photo of someone looking goofy and ridiculous was enough to torpedo their entire presidential election?
October 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Remember when one (1) photo of someone looking goofy and ridiculous was enough to torpedo their entire presidential election?
It’s my nightmare Jeopardy! board
August 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It’s my nightmare Jeopardy! board
