Eric Schmidt
@talkingschmidt.bsky.social
Standup. Actor. Voice Actor.
Comedy seen on Cracked, in the Washington Post and Chicago Tribune. Voice heard in ads for Grubhub, Natty Light and OneWheel. Former Letterman Page. Award nominated screenwriter. Live Snakes at the Gutter in Williamsburg
Comedy seen on Cracked, in the Washington Post and Chicago Tribune. Voice heard in ads for Grubhub, Natty Light and OneWheel. Former Letterman Page. Award nominated screenwriter. Live Snakes at the Gutter in Williamsburg
In Mean Streets, Robert De Niro looks like he’s about to sing Smooth with Carlos Santana
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In Mean Streets, Robert De Niro looks like he’s about to sing Smooth with Carlos Santana
Here’s a proposed Turning Point USA “all-American” halftime show act
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Here’s a proposed Turning Point USA “all-American” halftime show act
As a trend-noticer, I’ve noticed the worst things tend to happen under Republican presidents
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
As a trend-noticer, I’ve noticed the worst things tend to happen under Republican presidents
I started playing pickleball cuz I’m worried about my weight
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I started playing pickleball cuz I’m worried about my weight
Here are some fun facts about Philadelphia Eagles fans
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Here are some fun facts about Philadelphia Eagles fans
The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
This is the final straw, Delta
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is the final straw, Delta
We’re about to have all our rotten eggs in one basket
July 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We’re about to have all our rotten eggs in one basket
I guess only fascist speech is protected over on Instagram
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I guess only fascist speech is protected over on Instagram
Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo
Voted early. Took like 10 minutes.
1. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
2. @blakefornyc.bsky.social
3. @zellnor.bsky.social
4. @bradlander.bsky.social
5. Adrienne Adams
And didn’t rank Cuomo
1. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
2. @blakefornyc.bsky.social
3. @zellnor.bsky.social
4. @bradlander.bsky.social
5. Adrienne Adams
And didn’t rank Cuomo
June 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Voted early. Took like 10 minutes.
1. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
2. @blakefornyc.bsky.social
3. @zellnor.bsky.social
4. @bradlander.bsky.social
5. Adrienne Adams
And didn’t rank Cuomo
1. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
2. @blakefornyc.bsky.social
3. @zellnor.bsky.social
4. @bradlander.bsky.social
5. Adrienne Adams
And didn’t rank Cuomo
Other countries right now:
June 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Other countries right now:
I see Andrew WK is up to his old tricks
May 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I see Andrew WK is up to his old tricks
“Chalamet. Shamet.”
May 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Chalamet. Shamet.”
They’re using AI to make totally normal looking store signage
May 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They’re using AI to make totally normal looking store signage
The Turtles have chosen a new Master Splinter
May 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Turtles have chosen a new Master Splinter
People who aren’t that familiar with Catholicism reading about its history
May 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
People who aren’t that familiar with Catholicism reading about its history
Are we doing these things here?
April 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Are we doing these things here?
Republicans getting tricked into voting for a guy who crashes the economy AGAIN reminds me of this old saying
April 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Republicans getting tricked into voting for a guy who crashes the economy AGAIN reminds me of this old saying
When I see Springsteen in the class war
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When I see Springsteen in the class war
Get me to Gob’s country
March 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Get me to Gob’s country
Watching that White Lotus like
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Watching that White Lotus like
