Eric Schmidt
@talkingschmidt.bsky.social
Standup. Actor. Voice Actor.
Comedy seen on Cracked, in the Washington Post and Chicago Tribune. Voice heard in ads for Grubhub, Natty Light and OneWheel. Former Letterman Page. Award nominated screenwriter. Live Snakes at the Gutter in Williamsburg
Comedy seen on Cracked, in the Washington Post and Chicago Tribune. Voice heard in ads for Grubhub, Natty Light and OneWheel. Former Letterman Page. Award nominated screenwriter. Live Snakes at the Gutter in Williamsburg
Hope it knocked him back to being progressive
Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after falling on his face
Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after falling on his face
WASHINGTON — Sen. John Fetterman was hospitalized "out of an abundance of caution" after falling and hitting his face during a morning walk near his home in Braddock, Pa., his office announced Thursday.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hope it knocked him back to being progressive
Worst thing about ANTIFA meetings is all the vegan pizza
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Worst thing about ANTIFA meetings is all the vegan pizza
He’s way too old to still be a Senator. He should be at home in an urn
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He’s way too old to still be a Senator. He should be at home in an urn
In Mean Streets, Robert De Niro looks like he’s about to sing Smooth with Carlos Santana
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In Mean Streets, Robert De Niro looks like he’s about to sing Smooth with Carlos Santana
Here’s a proposed Turning Point USA “all-American” halftime show act
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Here’s a proposed Turning Point USA “all-American” halftime show act
As a trend-noticer, I’ve noticed the worst things tend to happen under Republican presidents
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
As a trend-noticer, I’ve noticed the worst things tend to happen under Republican presidents
I started playing pickleball cuz I’m worried about my weight
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I started playing pickleball cuz I’m worried about my weight
Both parties want to go back to the 50s. Liberals want to go back to taxing the rich to provide a better social safety net and republicans just want the racism
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Both parties want to go back to the 50s. Liberals want to go back to taxing the rich to provide a better social safety net and republicans just want the racism
Here are some fun facts about Philadelphia Eagles fans
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Here are some fun facts about Philadelphia Eagles fans
I will not vote for Curtis Sliwa for New York City mayor, but I will vote for Curtis Sliwa for New York City mascot
October 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I will not vote for Curtis Sliwa for New York City mayor, but I will vote for Curtis Sliwa for New York City mascot
He’s making America 2020 again
THE TRUMP ECONOMY: US private sector businesses LOST 32,000 jobs in September, far below the expected gain of 51,000, per payroll processor ADP.
August has been revised DOWN by 57,000, to -3,000.
August has been revised DOWN by 57,000, to -3,000.
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
He’s making America 2020 again
Kinda surprised they didn’t try to squeeze a UFC fight into that memorial service
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kinda surprised they didn’t try to squeeze a UFC fight into that memorial service
When a friend from Florida comes to New York
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When a friend from Florida comes to New York
Saw some neighborhood kids stomping a lantern fly like it told one of them to get their shine box
September 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Saw some neighborhood kids stomping a lantern fly like it told one of them to get their shine box
At least I can get back to ignoring the news
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
At least I can get back to ignoring the news
Thoughts and prayers have failed me again
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thoughts and prayers have failed me again
Trump is getting into the spooky season spirit by dying
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump is getting into the spooky season spirit by dying
New York City better have some fireworks ready for when it happens
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
New York City better have some fireworks ready for when it happens
Reposted by Eric Schmidt
The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The White House released this photo of Trump alive and well on the golf course today
If you’re in line to wish ill on bad people, STAY IN LINE
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani was seriously injured in a car crash last night. www.rawstory.com/giuliani-tra...
Rudy Giuliani suffering from fractured vertebrae after traffic accident: report
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani reportedly suffered fractured vertebrae and other injuries after being involved in a traffic accident.According to a statement signed by Michael Ragusa, Giulia...
www.rawstory.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you’re in line to wish ill on bad people, STAY IN LINE
I bet the dude from Crash Test Dummies is real weird
August 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I bet the dude from Crash Test Dummies is real weird
My go-to karaoke move is just doing the sax part with my mouth to the Sanford and Son theme song
August 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My go-to karaoke move is just doing the sax part with my mouth to the Sanford and Son theme song
Luigi hit em with the blue shell
UnitedHealth has lost over half its value this year.
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Luigi hit em with the blue shell