Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 2h

the catch and release method is more expensive but if the fairy cops catch you with it it's only a misdemeanour compared to mandatory minimum sentences for a baggy with just the shavings

1 1

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 8h

❌ "Get in the cauldron. It's lovely and warm in the cauldron"

❌ "The back of my oven is so dirty won't you please climb in and clean it"

❌ "My black cat is somewhere in the dark creepy basement can you find him?"

Stay on your toes people we are not even half way through spooky season!

The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 17h

I am the witches!

3 9 18

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 3h

You can post way worse drawings than this I believe in you!

2

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 3h

fair warning. sometimes it turns into a Thing anyway but that's okay as long as it's a fun Thing

1

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 4d

I wish I could draw like this all the time without my brain calling them "bad drawings."

I think the place my heart wants my art to be is that straddle between abstract and anatomy, loose and precise.

But I never seem to be able to stay there.
#artpost

A bunch of loose doodles of cats in different poses drawn with a gel pen.

23 20 240

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 4h

I mean if you're gonna get eaten "immediately speared through the brainstem" is probably one of the nicer ways to start

1 6

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 4h

damn bro got starship troopered right through the noggin

1 4

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 5h

who am I gonna believe? you or those big round eyes???

8

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

sid (scary version) @sidvicious.ca · 11h

Clio rocks

an ink and watercolor illustration of the dog in the quoted post

1 8 48

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

Djamila Knopf @Polaris #196 @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 16h

I painted a cat in a drawer. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

a painting of a white cat lying in a drawer full of cutlery and miscellaneous items

11 270 1K

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 6h

the dream

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 6h

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

1 Me: He froze like a deer in the headlights.
2 Deer: Okay tough guy, what would you do?
Me: It’s just an expression.
3 Deer: No, no, no. You’re standing there, suddenly all you see is a blinding light. What’s your plan? I want to hear it.
4 Me, frowning: I would freeze.
Deer: I fucking thought so.

33 160

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 6h

There's a bunch more pages but they keep talking about food so I bet a lot of it is redwall style descriptions of feasts and cordials

1 9

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 6h

I bet 45mph in this thing feels WAY more death defying than 200mph in a modern car with traction control and airbags

5

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 6h

Soup can on the front. Soup bowl in the back

1 1

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 6h

Auntie Fa

1 20

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 7h

ⓘ The above post has been flagged as containing MISINFORMATION

He is actually a perfect angel who would never do such things

50

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

Yuming Li @yumingart.bsky.social · 5d

Dog

4 310 1.2K

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 7h

I mean there's definitely SOMETHING down here it's just hard to make out the rasping breaths over all the cackling upstairs

1 1

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 7h

That's the worst part man I'm pretty sure he's not even down here

1 2

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 8h

Posting this locked inside the dark creepy basement

a cartoon of garfield with the words you are not immune to propaganda

Alt: a cartoon of garfield with the words you are not immune to propaganda

media.tenor.com

9

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 8h

❌ "Get in the cauldron. It's lovely and warm in the cauldron"

❌ "The back of my oven is so dirty won't you please climb in and clean it"

❌ "My black cat is somewhere in the dark creepy basement can you find him?"

Stay on your toes people we are not even half way through spooky season!

The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 17h

I am the witches!

3 9 18

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 8h

all of the above should just be whichever alcoholics knocked off at the same time as you like our forefathers did it

Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]

Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 11h

I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛

Illustration of a wooly (sometimes spelled woolly) bear caterpillar. It's fuzzy and cute and has a happy little smile. There's lines radiating around it and above it says "it's wooly time!" in lowercase hand lettering. The background is a light orange checkered pattern.

28 440 1.6K

TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 9h

All the more reason to back up those important bills and documents imho :P