Was no one gonna tell me the hot projectionist from Pearl is the new Superman?

The pigs are doing a recruitment drive at my gym, look where they parked 🙄

Got so horny after Gladiator 2 that I had to jack off in the private restroom at AMC 🤭

Dog on Duty: checking tickets for Pet Play night. Very official, very guard dog 🐕

In space, no one can hear you cream 👽💦

(A little late but the pics for the event just came out, and Halloween is every day in this household 💅🎃)

Dreaming about warmer weather

Well, it finally snowed, let's ask the audience, do you think that'll put a stop to my outdoor boner walks?

Four games to get to know me!

(I wasn't allowed to play video games until I convinced my parents the Wii was exercise, so although I've played the other Zeldas and adore them TP has a very special place in my heart)

Night time walkies 🐕 usually end in night time boners

You sure about that? Joseph was doing aaaaaaaaalot of pumping and dumping 🤭

Going to the movies always makes me horny...doesn't hurt that my movie theatre has a perfect stairwell where I can stroke my bone 🎬

Gotta christen this 🔵 page with some good ol' outdoor cock

Let's get this started off strong!