Was no one gonna tell me the hot projectionist from Pearl is the new Superman?

The pigs are doing a recruitment drive at my gym, look where they parked 🙄

Pro tip:

Cancel your subscription as soon as you make it. You don't have to wait for the subscription to almost be up.

If I cancel on day 1 I still have that subscription for a week or a month or however long it's for. 🤭💖

Got so horny after Gladiator 2 that I had to jack off in the private restroom at AMC 🤭

Dog on Duty: checking tickets for Pet Play night. Very official, very guard dog 🐕

In space, no one can hear you cream 👽💦

(A little late but the pics for the event just came out, and Halloween is every day in this household 💅🎃)

Dreaming about warmer weather

Well, it finally snowed, let's ask the audience, do you think that'll put a stop to my outdoor boner walks?

Four games to get to know me!

(I wasn't allowed to play video games until I convinced my parents the Wii was exercise, so although I've played the other Zeldas and adore them TP has a very special place in my heart)

Night time walkies 🐕 usually end in night time boners

Going to the movies always makes me horny...doesn't hurt that my movie theatre has a perfect stairwell where I can stroke my bone 🎬

Gotta christen this 🔵 page with some good ol' outdoor cock

Please please please, do not share invites with the transphobes.

They come here to hound and harass trans people and trans allies who fled Twitter because that's what they did there too.

Trans people need a safe space. Keep it that way.

Are there DM's on here, or is it just all out in the open?

Let's get this started off strong!