they gave me a lot of sedation to make sure it worked, and that was great, and now today i am soooo sleepy and my legs are sooooo tired

hahahahaha it’s just so good

what if as a global society this is how we learn that humans can lay eggs. what then

you might say “charlotte this is an absurd claim for an actress to make. humans can’t lay eggs!” and i would say:

“why would kate beckinsale, purveyor of deep human truths in movies such as emma (1996) and serendipity (2001), lie?”

I’ve lost count of the colonoscopies tbh, two gastroscopies — i deal so badly with colonoscopy prep that the gastroscopy feels like a walk in the park. but didn’t enjoy being awake last time and choking on the tube 😩

did tell them that last time the sedation did fuck all so they gave me a good amount this time and i have no memory of the procedure. got sent away with a sheet that includes lots of exciting photos of like… my oesophagus and duodenum tho

not the gorgeous dragon-fly that lighted on her smooth and sun-hot knee!!

yes, the cat is sitting on me right now