Tana
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
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Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 39. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com
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I probably shouldn't have posted that
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My dick cause he just jerked me off in a broom closet
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He wouldn't stop staring at it waiting for bubbles. Was totally ignoring me and everything else for like 5 solid minutes.
A car staring intensely at a water bowl
tanasimensis.bsky.social
Avery is a strange little man and I adore him
tanasimensis.bsky.social
He keeps standing on it like this
Tabby cat standing with front legs on a cat tree platform and back legs on a separate, higher one
tanasimensis.bsky.social
Got bad news about the likelihood of them doing that.
tanasimensis.bsky.social
Brb gotta make kittens
tanasimensis.bsky.social
Yeah I was gonna say he literally has a red flag (that is in itself a red flag) in camera shot xD
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Steve Gallacci, old school furry artist (a LOT of you wouldn't be here without his work) is having a spot of bother due to an appliance cascade failure. He's selling off some things to cover the cost, which you can find referenced in the following FA post. Spread it around.
Albedo covers by stevegallacci
As I've been struck by the automatic fault generator, the secret connection between my bank and the major appliances in the house t ...
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tanasimensis.bsky.social
No. Continue joking. :3
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Dog hole and cat pole :3
tanasimensis.bsky.social
And the way the music bits from the baseball game on tv perfectly fit
tanasimensis.bsky.social
He's such a clumsy ass xD
tanasimensis.bsky.social
I know I've posted this before but it still cracks me up

Also RIP former cat tree that was completely destroyed by these two
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I'm wondering how I ended up on the ice when I can't skate and don't play hockey 🤔
tanasimensis.bsky.social
I've been a furry since the late 90's, have had two fursuits, and the most I've done is wear my head during sex like, twice. xD
tanasimensis.bsky.social
*otherworldly atonal screeching*
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Or if the people in power can just ignore it
tanasimensis.bsky.social
How well can you lie is indeed the point of that
tanasimensis.bsky.social
Fine I'll get the tan paint
tanasimensis.bsky.social
Let's reenact this scene. I'll draw a poom mustache on you