AF
@tardigradeaf.bsky.social
Obsessed with astronomy and David Bowie. Member of the Leguminati 🫘 CEO of Spinsters Row
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What’s getting you through the lost week between Christmas and New Year's Eve?
🎞️ Movies?
📚 Books?
🛏️ Naps?
😵💫 Mild dissociation?
🎞️ Movies?
📚 Books?
🛏️ Naps?
😵💫 Mild dissociation?
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What’s getting you through the lost week between Christmas and New Year's Eve?
🎞️ Movies?
📚 Books?
🛏️ Naps?
😵💫 Mild dissociation?
🎞️ Movies?
📚 Books?
🛏️ Naps?
😵💫 Mild dissociation?
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Jack Frost doesn’t care what day it is. He shows up anyway.
On windows. On breath.❄️
Then he leaves without explaining himself.
As legends should.✨
#JackFrost #WinterVibes #SpinstersRow
On windows. On breath.❄️
Then he leaves without explaining himself.
As legends should.✨
#JackFrost #WinterVibes #SpinstersRow
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jack Frost doesn’t care what day it is. He shows up anyway.
On windows. On breath.❄️
Then he leaves without explaining himself.
As legends should.✨
#JackFrost #WinterVibes #SpinstersRow
On windows. On breath.❄️
Then he leaves without explaining himself.
As legends should.✨
#JackFrost #WinterVibes #SpinstersRow
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We pulled a Christmas tarot card for you this morning and got The Star ⭐
AKA: hope after the mess.
After the tower fell.
After “well… now what?”
No hustle, no manifesting spreadsheets — just quiet reassurance.
Gentle healing.
Faith that doesn’t shout.
What are you still hoping for, even softly?
AKA: hope after the mess.
After the tower fell.
After “well… now what?”
No hustle, no manifesting spreadsheets — just quiet reassurance.
Gentle healing.
Faith that doesn’t shout.
What are you still hoping for, even softly?
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We pulled a Christmas tarot card for you this morning and got The Star ⭐
AKA: hope after the mess.
After the tower fell.
After “well… now what?”
No hustle, no manifesting spreadsheets — just quiet reassurance.
Gentle healing.
Faith that doesn’t shout.
What are you still hoping for, even softly?
AKA: hope after the mess.
After the tower fell.
After “well… now what?”
No hustle, no manifesting spreadsheets — just quiet reassurance.
Gentle healing.
Faith that doesn’t shout.
What are you still hoping for, even softly?
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Cozy movies are a spectrum... Some of them explode. Some of them sing. Some of them simply let women leave town.
The common thread? Letting your brain unclench.
We made a guide. https://f.mtr.cool/cbhgtdiamy
#Movies #ComfortWatch
The common thread? Letting your brain unclench.
We made a guide. https://f.mtr.cool/cbhgtdiamy
#Movies #ComfortWatch
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Cozy movies are a spectrum... Some of them explode. Some of them sing. Some of them simply let women leave town.
The common thread? Letting your brain unclench.
We made a guide. https://f.mtr.cool/cbhgtdiamy
#Movies #ComfortWatch
The common thread? Letting your brain unclench.
We made a guide. https://f.mtr.cool/cbhgtdiamy
#Movies #ComfortWatch
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What do you do when a triceratops laughs at you for your panic, anxiety, and the quiet fear of living in the US right now?
Write an intimate poem where hope exists, but clarity feels just out of reach.
https://f.mtr.cool/qsmwuqiqcj
#poetry
Write an intimate poem where hope exists, but clarity feels just out of reach.
https://f.mtr.cool/qsmwuqiqcj
#poetry
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What do you do when a triceratops laughs at you for your panic, anxiety, and the quiet fear of living in the US right now?
Write an intimate poem where hope exists, but clarity feels just out of reach.
https://f.mtr.cool/qsmwuqiqcj
#poetry
Write an intimate poem where hope exists, but clarity feels just out of reach.
https://f.mtr.cool/qsmwuqiqcj
#poetry
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Winter folklore really said: “What if we taught morals… but scarier?”
If you’re curious why we keep inventing monsters for the darkest season, we unpack here: https://f.mtr.cool/iyeaboylem
No torches required. (Probably.)
If you’re curious why we keep inventing monsters for the darkest season, we unpack here: https://f.mtr.cool/iyeaboylem
No torches required. (Probably.)
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Winter folklore really said: “What if we taught morals… but scarier?”
If you’re curious why we keep inventing monsters for the darkest season, we unpack here: https://f.mtr.cool/iyeaboylem
No torches required. (Probably.)
If you’re curious why we keep inventing monsters for the darkest season, we unpack here: https://f.mtr.cool/iyeaboylem
No torches required. (Probably.)
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Ancient people: The Yule Goat represents life, abundance, and the turning of the year. 🐐
Modern people: What if… fire? 🔥
The Gävle Goat is folklore’s most persistent social experiment.
Results inconclusive.
Repeating annually.
Modern people: What if… fire? 🔥
The Gävle Goat is folklore’s most persistent social experiment.
Results inconclusive.
Repeating annually.
Gävle's brilliant Christmas symbol
Detta är Gävlebockens egna sida. Här hittar du allt från filmerna om Gävlebocken till hela invigningsprogrammet.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ancient people: The Yule Goat represents life, abundance, and the turning of the year. 🐐
Modern people: What if… fire? 🔥
The Gävle Goat is folklore’s most persistent social experiment.
Results inconclusive.
Repeating annually.
Modern people: What if… fire? 🔥
The Gävle Goat is folklore’s most persistent social experiment.
Results inconclusive.
Repeating annually.
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Nothing needs fixing tonight. Nothing needs proving.
The longest night reminds us that growth happens underground, quietly, without witnesses.
The light is on its way back. You don’t need to chase it. 🕯️✨
#WinterSolstice #LongestNight #SpinstersRow
The longest night reminds us that growth happens underground, quietly, without witnesses.
The light is on its way back. You don’t need to chase it. 🕯️✨
#WinterSolstice #LongestNight #SpinstersRow
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nothing needs fixing tonight. Nothing needs proving.
The longest night reminds us that growth happens underground, quietly, without witnesses.
The light is on its way back. You don’t need to chase it. 🕯️✨
#WinterSolstice #LongestNight #SpinstersRow
The longest night reminds us that growth happens underground, quietly, without witnesses.
The light is on its way back. You don’t need to chase it. 🕯️✨
#WinterSolstice #LongestNight #SpinstersRow
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The world says: do more.
We suggest: be here.
Presence is underrated medicine.
(No copay. No guilt.)
🕯️Blog link: https://f.mtr.cool/bziovoxrln
#CozyChaos #SpinstersRow #Holiday
We suggest: be here.
Presence is underrated medicine.
(No copay. No guilt.)
🕯️Blog link: https://f.mtr.cool/bziovoxrln
#CozyChaos #SpinstersRow #Holiday
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The world says: do more.
We suggest: be here.
Presence is underrated medicine.
(No copay. No guilt.)
🕯️Blog link: https://f.mtr.cool/bziovoxrln
#CozyChaos #SpinstersRow #Holiday
We suggest: be here.
Presence is underrated medicine.
(No copay. No guilt.)
🕯️Blog link: https://f.mtr.cool/bziovoxrln
#CozyChaos #SpinstersRow #Holiday
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If this season feels heavier than your wallet, you’re not alone.
We’re big believers in gifts that come from time, creativity, and care. This little list is a reminder that joy doesn’t have to be expensive to be meaningful.
What’s the best zero- or low-cost gift you’ve ever given or received?
We’re big believers in gifts that come from time, creativity, and care. This little list is a reminder that joy doesn’t have to be expensive to be meaningful.
What’s the best zero- or low-cost gift you’ve ever given or received?
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If this season feels heavier than your wallet, you’re not alone.
We’re big believers in gifts that come from time, creativity, and care. This little list is a reminder that joy doesn’t have to be expensive to be meaningful.
What’s the best zero- or low-cost gift you’ve ever given or received?
We’re big believers in gifts that come from time, creativity, and care. This little list is a reminder that joy doesn’t have to be expensive to be meaningful.
What’s the best zero- or low-cost gift you’ve ever given or received?
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Apparently your font is radicalizing America.
✅ Calibri? Too inclusive.
✅ Serifs? Elitist.
✅ Sans serif? Communist, probably.
Short read on fonts, power, & cultural insecurity. https://f.mtr.cool/vgtxylglag #WokeFonts
✅ Calibri? Too inclusive.
✅ Serifs? Elitist.
✅ Sans serif? Communist, probably.
Short read on fonts, power, & cultural insecurity. https://f.mtr.cool/vgtxylglag #WokeFonts
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Apparently your font is radicalizing America.
✅ Calibri? Too inclusive.
✅ Serifs? Elitist.
✅ Sans serif? Communist, probably.
Short read on fonts, power, & cultural insecurity. https://f.mtr.cool/vgtxylglag #WokeFonts
✅ Calibri? Too inclusive.
✅ Serifs? Elitist.
✅ Sans serif? Communist, probably.
Short read on fonts, power, & cultural insecurity. https://f.mtr.cool/vgtxylglag #WokeFonts
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Grýla is every tired mother ever, except 12 feet tall and legally allowed to devour brats.
Honestly? Mood.
If Grýla showed up at your house right now, what’s the first thing she’d complain about?
Honestly? Mood.
If Grýla showed up at your house right now, what’s the first thing she’d complain about?
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Grýla is every tired mother ever, except 12 feet tall and legally allowed to devour brats.
Honestly? Mood.
If Grýla showed up at your house right now, what’s the first thing she’d complain about?
Honestly? Mood.
If Grýla showed up at your house right now, what’s the first thing she’d complain about?
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A primary-care crisis. Nurse practitioners handling a 25% of ALL healthcare visits.
So the Dept of Ed’s solution is…to make it harder to become a nurse? Make it make sense. We’ll wait.
Read the blog + sign the ANA petition: https://f.mtr.cool/gzdkaomtid
So the Dept of Ed’s solution is…to make it harder to become a nurse? Make it make sense. We’ll wait.
Read the blog + sign the ANA petition: https://f.mtr.cool/gzdkaomtid
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A primary-care crisis. Nurse practitioners handling a 25% of ALL healthcare visits.
So the Dept of Ed’s solution is…to make it harder to become a nurse? Make it make sense. We’ll wait.
Read the blog + sign the ANA petition: https://f.mtr.cool/gzdkaomtid
So the Dept of Ed’s solution is…to make it harder to become a nurse? Make it make sense. We’ll wait.
Read the blog + sign the ANA petition: https://f.mtr.cool/gzdkaomtid
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For the humans in that magical zone between “Do not call me a kid” and “Please don’t ask me about taxes.”
✨ Gifts they'll actually be excited about — zero cash envelopes required.
https://f.mtr.cool/usnewyoqgo #giftguide2025 #presents #HardToShopFor
✨ Gifts they'll actually be excited about — zero cash envelopes required.
https://f.mtr.cool/usnewyoqgo #giftguide2025 #presents #HardToShopFor
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
For the humans in that magical zone between “Do not call me a kid” and “Please don’t ask me about taxes.”
✨ Gifts they'll actually be excited about — zero cash envelopes required.
https://f.mtr.cool/usnewyoqgo #giftguide2025 #presents #HardToShopFor
✨ Gifts they'll actually be excited about — zero cash envelopes required.
https://f.mtr.cool/usnewyoqgo #giftguide2025 #presents #HardToShopFor
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We’re coping with fascism, inflation, and holiday overbooking the only way we know how:
🍿Cozy movies.
☕Cocoa.
🚫Opting out.
https://f.mtr.cool/prpjlqemiv #CozyMovies #HolidaySurvival #ComfortWatch
🍿Cozy movies.
☕Cocoa.
🚫Opting out.
https://f.mtr.cool/prpjlqemiv #CozyMovies #HolidaySurvival #ComfortWatch
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We’re coping with fascism, inflation, and holiday overbooking the only way we know how:
🍿Cozy movies.
☕Cocoa.
🚫Opting out.
https://f.mtr.cool/prpjlqemiv #CozyMovies #HolidaySurvival #ComfortWatch
🍿Cozy movies.
☕Cocoa.
🚫Opting out.
https://f.mtr.cool/prpjlqemiv #CozyMovies #HolidaySurvival #ComfortWatch
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This enormous housecat of doom only eats people who didn’t get new clothes for Christmas. A surprising number of Icelandic children suddenly cared about laundry.
https://f.mtr.cool/doevpfupbz
#HouseCatofDoom #YuleCat #Holiday
https://f.mtr.cool/doevpfupbz
#HouseCatofDoom #YuleCat #Holiday
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This enormous housecat of doom only eats people who didn’t get new clothes for Christmas. A surprising number of Icelandic children suddenly cared about laundry.
https://f.mtr.cool/doevpfupbz
#HouseCatofDoom #YuleCat #Holiday
https://f.mtr.cool/doevpfupbz
#HouseCatofDoom #YuleCat #Holiday
“What should we get Dad?” Annual tradition.
Stop guessing what Dad wants. Start giving him what he’ll actually use.
Whether he builds it, chills it, or gets lost in the woods with it — we’ve got the perfect pick. https://f.mtr.cool/ejikpyadql #GiftGuide #GiftsforDad #GiftIdeas2025
Whether he builds it, chills it, or gets lost in the woods with it — we’ve got the perfect pick. https://f.mtr.cool/ejikpyadql #GiftGuide #GiftsforDad #GiftIdeas2025
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“What should we get Dad?” Annual tradition.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
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“And with the way he’s overlooked women—half the population—by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either,” Berry said on Wednesday.
www.jezebel.com/halle-berry-...
www.jezebel.com/halle-berry-...
Halle Berry Calls Out Pick-Me Presidential Hopeful Gavin Newsom
“And with the way he’s overlooked women—half the population—by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either,” Berry said on Wednesday.
www.jezebel.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“And with the way he’s overlooked women—half the population—by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either,” Berry said on Wednesday.
www.jezebel.com/halle-berry-...
www.jezebel.com/halle-berry-...
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Happy Krampusnacht to everyone who’s been just naughty enough to deserve a dramatic goat demon, but not naughty enough for the paperwork that comes after.
May your consequences be fun! https://f.mtr.cool/hdytigaohk #Krampusnacht
May your consequences be fun! https://f.mtr.cool/hdytigaohk #Krampusnacht
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Happy Krampusnacht to everyone who’s been just naughty enough to deserve a dramatic goat demon, but not naughty enough for the paperwork that comes after.
May your consequences be fun! https://f.mtr.cool/hdytigaohk #Krampusnacht
May your consequences be fun! https://f.mtr.cool/hdytigaohk #Krampusnacht
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You know that moment when your hero might secretly be terrible?
One of our Spinsters had that...About Amelia Earhart.
The investigation gets spicy. ✈️🕵️♀️
https://f.mtr.cool/jlmkdmcgrg
#AmeliaEarhart #WomensHistory #SpinstersRow
One of our Spinsters had that...About Amelia Earhart.
The investigation gets spicy. ✈️🕵️♀️
https://f.mtr.cool/jlmkdmcgrg
#AmeliaEarhart #WomensHistory #SpinstersRow
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You know that moment when your hero might secretly be terrible?
One of our Spinsters had that...About Amelia Earhart.
The investigation gets spicy. ✈️🕵️♀️
https://f.mtr.cool/jlmkdmcgrg
#AmeliaEarhart #WomensHistory #SpinstersRow
One of our Spinsters had that...About Amelia Earhart.
The investigation gets spicy. ✈️🕵️♀️
https://f.mtr.cool/jlmkdmcgrg
#AmeliaEarhart #WomensHistory #SpinstersRow
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Happy Thanksgiving from The Original Spinsters. 🧡
A toast to caring for our communities by sharing resources like neighbors instead of hoarding like dragons, & protecting our freedoms.
Guthrie wasn’t wrong — this land is ours. Let’s act like it.🎶
A toast to caring for our communities by sharing resources like neighbors instead of hoarding like dragons, & protecting our freedoms.
Guthrie wasn’t wrong — this land is ours. Let’s act like it.🎶
Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from The Original Spinsters. 🧡
A toast to caring for our communities by sharing resources like neighbors instead of hoarding like dragons, & protecting our freedoms.
Guthrie wasn’t wrong — this land is ours. Let’s act like it.🎶
A toast to caring for our communities by sharing resources like neighbors instead of hoarding like dragons, & protecting our freedoms.
Guthrie wasn’t wrong — this land is ours. Let’s act like it.🎶
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Cheers to D.B. Cooper: patron saint of dramatic exits, bold choices, and never answering texts again.
Live your truth, but maybe… don’t commandeer a jet.
#DBCooper #UnsolvedMysteries #InfamousCrimes #ChaosEnergy
Live your truth, but maybe… don’t commandeer a jet.
#DBCooper #UnsolvedMysteries #InfamousCrimes #ChaosEnergy
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Cheers to D.B. Cooper: patron saint of dramatic exits, bold choices, and never answering texts again.
Live your truth, but maybe… don’t commandeer a jet.
#DBCooper #UnsolvedMysteries #InfamousCrimes #ChaosEnergy
Live your truth, but maybe… don’t commandeer a jet.
#DBCooper #UnsolvedMysteries #InfamousCrimes #ChaosEnergy
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Gifts for those who say, “I wonder what would happen if…” (And then immediately find out.)
⚙️ Shop the curiosities → https://f.mtr.cool/ofsqolmove #CuriousMinds #MadScience #GiftGuide
⚙️ Shop the curiosities → https://f.mtr.cool/ofsqolmove #CuriousMinds #MadScience #GiftGuide
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gifts for those who say, “I wonder what would happen if…” (And then immediately find out.)
⚙️ Shop the curiosities → https://f.mtr.cool/ofsqolmove #CuriousMinds #MadScience #GiftGuide
⚙️ Shop the curiosities → https://f.mtr.cool/ofsqolmove #CuriousMinds #MadScience #GiftGuide
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Some families are inherited.
Some are assembled out of 👽weirdos, 🧳travelers, 🐛bookworms & 🥂 brunch accomplices.
🎁Gifts for the latter → https://f.mtr.cool/cglnoyipck #giftguide #giftsforfriends #SpinstersRow
Some are assembled out of 👽weirdos, 🧳travelers, 🐛bookworms & 🥂 brunch accomplices.
🎁Gifts for the latter → https://f.mtr.cool/cglnoyipck #giftguide #giftsforfriends #SpinstersRow
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Some families are inherited.
Some are assembled out of 👽weirdos, 🧳travelers, 🐛bookworms & 🥂 brunch accomplices.
🎁Gifts for the latter → https://f.mtr.cool/cglnoyipck #giftguide #giftsforfriends #SpinstersRow
Some are assembled out of 👽weirdos, 🧳travelers, 🐛bookworms & 🥂 brunch accomplices.
🎁Gifts for the latter → https://f.mtr.cool/cglnoyipck #giftguide #giftsforfriends #SpinstersRow