I also got this one.

After putting in the tracking number I could pay the tariffs but only if I made an account and logged in could I view the documents to see what this was for. I thought "maybe if I pay them I can get the documents without making an account".

Nope.

FTL likely. Maybe Link to the Past x Super Metroid combo randomizers too

might be somewhere where I should be quiet

I bite my tongue to stop a sneeze

And so weirdly the thing that kept Microsoft from making such a product was Being Microsoft, and really revealing just how much they are not in control of PC Gaming

I loved my Vita but it was not ergonomic at all, especially with the back panel restricting where you can touch

It's a reference to a season 5 episode