Pinned
You don't understand. That was the pen I used for my to-do lists. The lists that I make on index cards that have been really helping me stay productive this past month and obviously without that particular pen it will all come crashing down
Devastating: area man loses emotional support pen
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You don't understand. That was the pen I used for my to-do lists. The lists that I make on index cards that have been really helping me stay productive this past month and obviously without that particular pen it will all come crashing down
Devastating: area man loses emotional support pen
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Devastating: area man loses emotional support pen
For the first time, I got a text from Fedex saying that I needed to pay some tariffs and like a good person who paid attention to my security trainings at work I didn't click the link and went to the FedEx website myself and found the appropriate place to do it myself.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For the first time, I got a text from Fedex saying that I needed to pay some tariffs and like a good person who paid attention to my security trainings at work I didn't click the link and went to the FedEx website myself and found the appropriate place to do it myself.
Whoever named their porta potty company "Honey Bucket" needs to be in jail
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Whoever named their porta potty company "Honey Bucket" needs to be in jail
Boy you really can't ask people multiple questions in an email and expect them to answer all of them, huh?
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Boy you really can't ask people multiple questions in an email and expect them to answer all of them, huh?
I'm not even joking (from the Polls on the Playstation Blog)
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm not even joking (from the Polls on the Playstation Blog)
I don't want @travismcelroy.bsky.social to die, but I do want @aabria.bsky.social on Til Death Do Us Blart 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't want @travismcelroy.bsky.social to die, but I do want @aabria.bsky.social on Til Death Do Us Blart 🤔
In case you didn't know, there's a Mickey Mouse show where he and his friends are drawn to a talking house in the woods that contains portals to alternate dimensions.
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In case you didn't know, there's a Mickey Mouse show where he and his friends are drawn to a talking house in the woods that contains portals to alternate dimensions.
The Steam Machine is really funny to me because I'm sure Microsoft would have loved to make a simple, console-like PC gaming product but there's no way they could do it without Steam, which for them would mean it would have to have Windows Installed, which would immediately tank such a product.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Steam Machine is really funny to me because I'm sure Microsoft would have loved to make a simple, console-like PC gaming product but there's no way they could do it without Steam, which for them would mean it would have to have Windows Installed, which would immediately tank such a product.
Rewatching A Crown of Candy and twice Brennan has one of his NPCs say something incriminating to the group and then another NPCs listening and snitch on them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Rewatching A Crown of Candy and twice Brennan has one of his NPCs say something incriminating to the group and then another NPCs listening and snitch on them.
It Is Not Fair To Make Me Pick Through Multiple Insurance Plans! I'm Not An Actuary!
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It Is Not Fair To Make Me Pick Through Multiple Insurance Plans! I'm Not An Actuary!
Every time I hear about "everything" apps I just don't understand why I would want one. I already have a phone
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time I hear about "everything" apps I just don't understand why I would want one. I already have a phone
I've been demonetized (turned into a demon)
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've been demonetized (turned into a demon)
I may not be able to resist the butter dice
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I may not be able to resist the butter dice
Watching the #Dimension20 Battle of the Bowl and they definitely messed up how they did the crowd rolls when there's advantage
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Watching the #Dimension20 Battle of the Bowl and they definitely messed up how they did the crowd rolls when there's advantage
Was wondering why I was feeling so low the past couple days and then I realized it was Seasonal Effectiveness Disorder already kicking in. Though I think it was also because it hadn't got below room temp outside yet so my body was fucking confused at the no sun but warm temperatures
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Was wondering why I was feeling so low the past couple days and then I realized it was Seasonal Effectiveness Disorder already kicking in. Though I think it was also because it hadn't got below room temp outside yet so my body was fucking confused at the no sun but warm temperatures
I do not want an HSA I want things to be simple. There's too much fucking garbage you have to keep track of these days
… Sen. Rick Scott says he’ll draft a health care bill based on Trump’s morning Truth Social post. Says his plan is to give people health savings accounts and “let them buy the health care they want.” To say I have questions would be an understatement.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I do not want an HSA I want things to be simple. There's too much fucking garbage you have to keep track of these days
Reposted by Henry aka Tauf
All the people that would call for these hearings are also busy banging their laptops
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
All the people that would call for these hearings are also busy banging their laptops
Reposted by Henry aka Tauf
Reposted by Henry aka Tauf
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
How much vision loss has occurred in this country because city planners have insisted on laying half the roads in the country east-west? I might actually take another route home after picking up my daughter from school so I don't have to stare at the sun in order to see the stoplight
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How much vision loss has occurred in this country because city planners have insisted on laying half the roads in the country east-west? I might actually take another route home after picking up my daughter from school so I don't have to stare at the sun in order to see the stoplight
Geoguessr is reverse Where's Waldo
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Geoguessr is reverse Where's Waldo
Reposted by Henry aka Tauf
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
