I wonder if anyone will dare tell Trump that re-bottling cheap vinegar as premium wine is not a viable long-term business strategy?
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I wonder if anyone will dare tell Trump that re-bottling cheap vinegar as premium wine is not a viable long-term business strategy?
"If people refuse to alter society in ways that fit our corporate agenda, our program of altering society to fit our corporate agenda will fail."
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 AM
"If people refuse to alter society in ways that fit our corporate agenda, our program of altering society to fit our corporate agenda will fail."
The Emperor's New Foot-Long?
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 AM
The Emperor's New Foot-Long?
And which looks more like wolves in sheep's clothing?
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
And which looks more like wolves in sheep's clothing?
Hopefully this will delay Trump's return from Davos long enough for Vance to prepare to invoke the 25th amendment.
Assuming he's not too busy making sweet, sweet love to a pretty little chaise longue.
Assuming he's not too busy making sweet, sweet love to a pretty little chaise longue.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hopefully this will delay Trump's return from Davos long enough for Vance to prepare to invoke the 25th amendment.
Assuming he's not too busy making sweet, sweet love to a pretty little chaise longue.
Assuming he's not too busy making sweet, sweet love to a pretty little chaise longue.
Meanwhile I haven't deleted any emails in a quarter of a century, and now have around 70,000.
Yes, the comma is in the correct place.
Yes, the comma is in the correct place.
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Meanwhile I haven't deleted any emails in a quarter of a century, and now have around 70,000.
Yes, the comma is in the correct place.
Yes, the comma is in the correct place.
I'm sure you meant a Samsung Galaxy, not an iPhone.
I seriously doubt that Carney is so politically naive that he'd use the product of a US corporation at this point in time, when an equal or superior alternative is available from a country that's proven it's willing to keep its president in check.
I seriously doubt that Carney is so politically naive that he'd use the product of a US corporation at this point in time, when an equal or superior alternative is available from a country that's proven it's willing to keep its president in check.
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I'm sure you meant a Samsung Galaxy, not an iPhone.
I seriously doubt that Carney is so politically naive that he'd use the product of a US corporation at this point in time, when an equal or superior alternative is available from a country that's proven it's willing to keep its president in check.
I seriously doubt that Carney is so politically naive that he'd use the product of a US corporation at this point in time, when an equal or superior alternative is available from a country that's proven it's willing to keep its president in check.
And it's anti-Tory core REALLY doesn't like that, so is throwing its toys out of the pram.
January 21, 2026 at 7:35 AM
And it's anti-Tory core REALLY doesn't like that, so is throwing its toys out of the pram.
Jellyfish don't have the genes for spines.
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Jellyfish don't have the genes for spines.
"Gender Critical" ideology is founded upon the unspoken assumption they're infallible. It's been the Achilles heel of many bigoted social movements, like the KKK, MAGA, & Nazis, but also means it's impossible to reason with them: they're psychologically incapable of thinking in any other way.
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
"Gender Critical" ideology is founded upon the unspoken assumption they're infallible. It's been the Achilles heel of many bigoted social movements, like the KKK, MAGA, & Nazis, but also means it's impossible to reason with them: they're psychologically incapable of thinking in any other way.
They assume two things: that since they do it, so does everyone else; and that they can safely expose others' evil for political gain, while concealing their own evil from exposure.
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 AM
They assume two things: that since they do it, so does everyone else; and that they can safely expose others' evil for political gain, while concealing their own evil from exposure.
As a European, I am all in favour of idiotic US policies that persuade highly educated migrants that my continent is the wiser option.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 AM
As a European, I am all in favour of idiotic US policies that persuade highly educated migrants that my continent is the wiser option.
Tell me that you've never watched an O'Brien-Must-Suffer episode, without telling me that you've NEVER watched an O'Brien-Must-Suffer episode.
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Tell me that you've never watched an O'Brien-Must-Suffer episode, without telling me that you've NEVER watched an O'Brien-Must-Suffer episode.
Fascists use the appearance and terror of anarchy to portray themselves as the safer option, as a way to obtain and maintain control.
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Fascists use the appearance and terror of anarchy to portray themselves as the safer option, as a way to obtain and maintain control.
When you are so far from reality that you couldn't find your way back with a bloodhound and a ouija board.
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 AM
When you are so far from reality that you couldn't find your way back with a bloodhound and a ouija board.
This is the bloke who wants to be able to unilaterally change the definition of a word or phrase.
He REALLY doesn't like it when people use the phrase "AI slop", for example.
He REALLY doesn't like it when people use the phrase "AI slop", for example.
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
This is the bloke who wants to be able to unilaterally change the definition of a word or phrase.
He REALLY doesn't like it when people use the phrase "AI slop", for example.
He REALLY doesn't like it when people use the phrase "AI slop", for example.
When you compare their actions with the three signs of a Christian - the Great Commandment (love God & one-another) the Great Commission (make disciples) & the Fruits of the Spirit - you realise it won't be Heaven they'll be making crowded.
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 PM
When you compare their actions with the three signs of a Christian - the Great Commandment (love God & one-another) the Great Commission (make disciples) & the Fruits of the Spirit - you realise it won't be Heaven they'll be making crowded.
Too busy covering their arses and counting their fortunes to realise they're letting Trump drag America into a war with two nuclear powers.
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Too busy covering their arses and counting their fortunes to realise they're letting Trump drag America into a war with two nuclear powers.
The madman I most want to see get a stick of Acme dynamite really needs one about the size of a jumbo jet, just to be sure.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows who I am talking about.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows who I am talking about.
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The madman I most want to see get a stick of Acme dynamite really needs one about the size of a jumbo jet, just to be sure.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows who I am talking about.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows who I am talking about.
Football fans will punish them if they boycott, people angry at Trump will punish them if they don't, so they have to pick which group to piss off.
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Football fans will punish them if they boycott, people angry at Trump will punish them if they don't, so they have to pick which group to piss off.
in the same way that a Learjet would be an upgrade from a toddler's tricycle with a missing pedal and no saddle.
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
in the same way that a Learjet would be an upgrade from a toddler's tricycle with a missing pedal and no saddle.