@tayloregibbons.bsky.social
@tayloregibbons.bsky.social
Me but a funny gimmick of me
Sumo wrestling is so perplexing, I feel like the training must work for some other application but it’s a secret. I watch a lot of sumo videos on instagram.
February 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Sumo wrestling is so perplexing, I feel like the training must work for some other application but it’s a secret. I watch a lot of sumo videos on instagram.
People try pretty soft to understand each other
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
People try pretty soft to understand each other
NICE CAR WHERE DO YOU GET GAS FOR IT THE FART FACTORY?!?!?!
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
NICE CAR WHERE DO YOU GET GAS FOR IT THE FART FACTORY?!?!?!
The biggest lie a miracle on 34th street told us was that marching into a court room with childrens letters to Santa will change the law, every expose on corruption is “childrens letters to Santa” so im being clear
February 15, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The biggest lie a miracle on 34th street told us was that marching into a court room with childrens letters to Santa will change the law, every expose on corruption is “childrens letters to Santa” so im being clear
One of my jobs is fast food and if I get on the register I tell people about the tip screen but the tips actually go to people in other positions in the restaurant and I just tell them because they run their card without looking and the transaction times out but they probably think I’m shilling
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
One of my jobs is fast food and if I get on the register I tell people about the tip screen but the tips actually go to people in other positions in the restaurant and I just tell them because they run their card without looking and the transaction times out but they probably think I’m shilling
I keep daydreaming a montage of you scowling and training with battle ropes
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I keep daydreaming a montage of you scowling and training with battle ropes
Oh he invented putting Parmesan and butter on spaghetti? Really that was him? Ok I believe that so anyway Alfredo can go, who invented white sauce. It’s a white sauce that has specific ingredients and you have to be able to cook to make it, let’s re center to that so we can discuss a dish with
February 13, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Oh he invented putting Parmesan and butter on spaghetti? Really that was him? Ok I believe that so anyway Alfredo can go, who invented white sauce. It’s a white sauce that has specific ingredients and you have to be able to cook to make it, let’s re center to that so we can discuss a dish with
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What will happen after the apocalypse?
Hordes of roving savages in offroad vehicles? No.
People murdering each other with broken bottles? Hardly.
Saved by a miracle that restores the world? Absolutely not.
What will happen is people building new, weird ways to live.
Hordes of roving savages in offroad vehicles? No.
People murdering each other with broken bottles? Hardly.
Saved by a miracle that restores the world? Absolutely not.
What will happen is people building new, weird ways to live.
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
What will happen after the apocalypse?
Hordes of roving savages in offroad vehicles? No.
People murdering each other with broken bottles? Hardly.
Saved by a miracle that restores the world? Absolutely not.
What will happen is people building new, weird ways to live.
Hordes of roving savages in offroad vehicles? No.
People murdering each other with broken bottles? Hardly.
Saved by a miracle that restores the world? Absolutely not.
What will happen is people building new, weird ways to live.
I’m the father who took step dancing classes
February 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’m the father who took step dancing classes
What I can say about gushing “practical effects!” or, as they used to, “cgi!” is it unintentionally establishes that neither is inherently better, and it tells me someone is adamantly adhering to what without artfulness is an arbitrary selection
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
What I can say about gushing “practical effects!” or, as they used to, “cgi!” is it unintentionally establishes that neither is inherently better, and it tells me someone is adamantly adhering to what without artfulness is an arbitrary selection
Funny wish could be to have the monkey paw replace your hand. That would look terrible.
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Funny wish could be to have the monkey paw replace your hand. That would look terrible.
Bad Bunny bursting into Starbucks like YO SOY BAD BUNNY, DONDE ESTAS ME CAFE!?!?! YO RESPUESTO UNA BLANCO MESA GRANDE!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Bad Bunny bursting into Starbucks like YO SOY BAD BUNNY, DONDE ESTAS ME CAFE!?!?! YO RESPUESTO UNA BLANCO MESA GRANDE!!!!!
I was on my own by the age of 17. I went to Discovery Zone. But I mean I lived there. At the age of 17 I lived inside of a Discovery Zone.
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I was on my own by the age of 17. I went to Discovery Zone. But I mean I lived there. At the age of 17 I lived inside of a Discovery Zone.
They need to activate the replenisher
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
They need to activate the replenisher
Someday in the future someone’s going to think QR Saint was something because the alphabet spells it and make the future equivalent of a long form video about chaucer and guttenberg and steve jobs with narration with really conceited self important intonation and endless grammar errors
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Someday in the future someone’s going to think QR Saint was something because the alphabet spells it and make the future equivalent of a long form video about chaucer and guttenberg and steve jobs with narration with really conceited self important intonation and endless grammar errors
You don’t look inward
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 AM
You don’t look inward
At Waffle House
Me: So are we gonna fight haha
Waitstaff: Oh my god oh my god you’re the 50th person who’s said that what is the answer please tip me please just tip please just eat your food and tip they make us write the orders in code on these weird little tickets and yell them at the cook
Me: So are we gonna fight haha
Waitstaff: Oh my god oh my god you’re the 50th person who’s said that what is the answer please tip me please just tip please just eat your food and tip they make us write the orders in code on these weird little tickets and yell them at the cook
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
At Waffle House
Me: So are we gonna fight haha
Waitstaff: Oh my god oh my god you’re the 50th person who’s said that what is the answer please tip me please just tip please just eat your food and tip they make us write the orders in code on these weird little tickets and yell them at the cook
Me: So are we gonna fight haha
Waitstaff: Oh my god oh my god you’re the 50th person who’s said that what is the answer please tip me please just tip please just eat your food and tip they make us write the orders in code on these weird little tickets and yell them at the cook
Took me 30 minutes of researching your meme before I actually read your post and dodged responding at the last second
a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
ALT: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
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February 11, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Took me 30 minutes of researching your meme before I actually read your post and dodged responding at the last second
It took an English person to suggest to Americans there could be a showdown at a hoedown, how did we miss
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
It took an English person to suggest to Americans there could be a showdown at a hoedown, how did we miss
Dudes get so down with the sickness they just stop caring
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Dudes get so down with the sickness they just stop caring
Please you have to stop The Priceline Negotiatior
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Please you have to stop The Priceline Negotiatior