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TommyBen
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Nihilist in the kitchen, humanist in the bedroom and an actor at work, in the role of civil servant.
Live long and prosper.
Trump was flying like George Clooney in Up In The Air.
“Congratulations, this is your 100th Trip to Epstein Island”
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So I guess Maduro’s only options are to go into exile, hold elections quick or start digging a hole. #Venezuala
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Some farmers be watching Goodfellas.
October 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Joined my Nassau County CSEA Union Local 830 for an Anti-AI bot protest. Our local DA is trying to replace human Union employees with AI.
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Everyone of those little dots is a commercial break on the Ryder Cup coverage.
Lol, 😂
September 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Also saw Joe Piscopo
September 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Listening to my CSEA Webinar on Medicaid cuts.

Bleak.
August 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“Mr. President, it’s not advisable to pardon her, but no one will notice if you move her to Club Fed with Henry, Paulie and Vinnie.”
August 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There are already hundreds (thousands?) of windmills throughout the American Heartland:
July 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Central Park last weekend. And he hung out pretty close and very plump.
My guess is people have been hand feeding.
June 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Behold the pocket cloaca.
June 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is the natural evolution from the previous epoch’s pocket cloaca.
June 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
By choice man !
- Howard at the Gas-n-Sip
May 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Big Wuss Energy
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Tombstone sent by RCA executive Howard Bromberg to the leader of the COBOL committee, Charlie Phillips, in 1960
March 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m telling my kinds “turtles all the way down” was coined by Dr. Seuss.
March 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I bet there are few dozen Abbey Road Winslows out there.
March 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
BTW - Best Souvenir I own, purchased in Brussels and self imported, no Tariff 😂
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
March 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Costco Olive Oil comes from 11 countries.
I wonder how many different countries go into making more complex products?
The modern world is so not ready for Tariffs and trade wars.
March 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Poor Lockheed Martin
March 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Not just any part, a freaking body panel glued on, they couldn’t even splurge for $15 plastic clips:
March 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Rare Haggis taxidermy (Kelvingrove Museum, Glasgow):
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
FYI - Tariffs do not lead to inflation if they tank the economy.

Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act was passed in 1930:
March 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
March 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM