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I’m here to make typos, not friends.

Professional loser of chapsticks.
Landing soon into NY. Short rest. Then red eye to Paris with my family and dad and his fiancé. 10 days in Paris and Berlin. Haven’t been back home in ages. So excited.

Bye!
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yeah I made that! The NYT salted caramel tart. Tastes like an elegant Twix bar. That will get devoured later today.

And here’s a stock photo of what the inside looks like as that’s where the magic happens.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I did say a few months ago that I was a huge palladium bull.
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My husband bet $5K on the -4.5 spread on the Niners, which set off a chain reaction and all my sisters / brothers in law followed suit. I think we have over $20K on this game.

Margaritas are ready. Tonight is gonna be a roller coaster.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Back into my beloved uranium. URA at 46 and change. I have missed you, old friend.

10% of my portfolio. LFG!
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Off for the remainder of 2025!
Yay!

Houston for Xmas then flying out to Paris and Berlin for 10 days with the fam on the 26th.

Bye!
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My 2025 bonus check just hit my account. Final big paycheck ever.

Putting in my notice today. My career is officially over. I’m a retiree now. Holy effing shit.
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Let’s try another OKLO trade. In at just over 88. Feels like I’m playing with fire, but I like to live dangerously.
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We’ve entered that time of year where I get screamed at several times for not liking prime rib.

It’s gross. Get the fuck over it. I don’t make a big deal out of it. I’ll quietly eat sides. Please don’t make a big deal out of me not liking your fatty hunk of gristly meat.

Thanks for listening.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Closed my shorts. BTC nominal gain. QQQ nominal loss.

The conviction bet here is long RGTI. All my friends are piling into this one.

And yes. If they all jumped off the Williamsburg bridge; I would too. Duh.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Midsommar, Beau is Afraid and Hereditary? Yes!

Eddington? No!

Love me some Ari Aster, but this movie is a hot mess. I don’t get it. It’s ambitious but what the viewer is left with is half-baked aimless drivel. I’m confused and annoyed.
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Shiller ratio and Buffett’s preferred metric both sounding alarms.

Time for a quick tactical short on tech. Short QQQ at 618. Scared but I think this is the right move. Hopefully I don’t have to wait long to cover.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Milk is people! [in my best Charlton Heston voice]

#Pluribus
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Reposted by TBR
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Heard screaming from the house next door:

“Don’t you fucking dare put Greek yogurt in MY mashed potatoes!”

Truer words have never been spoken.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reminder:

Asylum seekers are not “illegals.”

Those granted asylum are not “illegals.”

Both are documented as all hell.

Words matter. Use the right ones if you expect anyone to take you seriously.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The financial media finally picked up on NVDA’s circular customer financing. Was waiting for that to happen. Not sure what took them so long. Most of us have known for months.

Not quite Enron-level, but Enron-esque at the very least.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So far so good on Pluribus. I love Rhea Seehorn and Vince Gilligan. Better Call Saul was genius. That final season was a masterpiece in story telling.

Not hooked on Pluribus yet, but I will most definitely continue watching.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Buyers aren’t stepping in for crypto. Long term I think the trend is good for BTC but short term, this is a technicals mess.

Did my first ever crypto trade: 4% short on BTC at just under 89. Even if I blow up, it’s fine. But I don’t think I’m gonna blow up here.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wasn’t appropriately warned as to just how much K Pop Demon Hunter content I was expected to consume when we agreed to watch our 10-year old niece for the weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Cranberry sauce that isn’t made from fresh cranberries with a tablespoon of Cointreau is BS.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wel, I’d rather be lucky than smart. Closed OKLO less than 24 hours before it collapsed. Wow. And god bless my 80% positioning in European bonds on a day like today.

Try this again. 2% position in OKLO at 86.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Small speculative position in OKLO initiated at 98 and change. More of a starter position. Want to build it in the 80’s to a real position.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So sad seeing my beloved uranium getting destroyed by traders. I want to jump back in but I’m scared of trying to catch the falling knife.

Soon, old friend. Soon.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I don’t think it’s entirely fair to blame Schumer for this pathetic cave. The real culprits are the 8 assholes who caved in exchange for—checks notes—nothing.

But I wouldn’t mind a Dan Goldman primary challenge one bit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM