(I happen to think the problem with Trump is that there's bipartisan consensus that rich, powerful white men should never face consequences for their actions. Trump took a bet that they'd do so even if he tried to steal the entire country--and he was right. A race/sex/class accountability crisis.)

roster con't:
Mr. Peanut
Blue (Colts)
Geico Gecko
Energizer Bunny
Chester Cheetah
Monopoly Guy
Duolingo Owl
JG Wentworth (877cashnow)
Budweiser horse
Mucinex Germ Patriarch
Chuck E. Cheese
Smokey the Bear
Mayhem
Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Lavar Arrington (eastern motors)
Chick-fil-A Cow

full roster:
Mr. Clean
Grimace
Michelin man
The (Burger) King
Billy Mays from Oxy Clean
Gritty
Limu Emu (hate him)
Wendy's Girl
Flo from Progressive
Ronald McDonald
Charmin Bear Family (1 char)
Tony the Tiger
Green M&M (sexy maxxed)
Arby's Hat (full of meats)
Mrs. Met
Kool Aid Man

"take nudes, live forever"