Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Donald Trump:
Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people!

Canada:
Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing.

Mexico:
Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy.

Trump:
I WIN!!!!

Fucking idiot.

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

Prediction: he’s going to find a way to un-ban TikTok and play the hero, but it’s going to be heavily censored and overwhelmingly conservative

So is this where the politics of Twitter meets the non-hate-speech of Threads?