Tearsheet
@tearsheet.bsky.social
Sir Henry Virgillus Tearsheet:
A human knight, cursed to be a chicken when he does something bad. Spends a lot of time as a chicken.
Immortal, immoral, but still just a chicken in a big world.
A human knight, cursed to be a chicken when he does something bad. Spends a lot of time as a chicken.
Immortal, immoral, but still just a chicken in a big world.
There will always be someone willing to lick a boot, even if it's being actively stomped in their face.
You can be the fulcrum, stuck in the middle, or Goomba-stomp the lever.
You don't need to be far left. The GoP is _really_ far right, so even "Oh hey, maybe Health Care is okay" is good enough.
You can be the fulcrum, stuck in the middle, or Goomba-stomp the lever.
You don't need to be far left. The GoP is _really_ far right, so even "Oh hey, maybe Health Care is okay" is good enough.
bringing back this classic
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There will always be someone willing to lick a boot, even if it's being actively stomped in their face.
You can be the fulcrum, stuck in the middle, or Goomba-stomp the lever.
You don't need to be far left. The GoP is _really_ far right, so even "Oh hey, maybe Health Care is okay" is good enough.
You can be the fulcrum, stuck in the middle, or Goomba-stomp the lever.
You don't need to be far left. The GoP is _really_ far right, so even "Oh hey, maybe Health Care is okay" is good enough.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif (jif? jeff?).
Hard mode: no Stars Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel Disney Animated or Pixar.
Hard mode: no Stars Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif (jif? jeff?).
Hard mode: no Stars Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel Disney Animated or Pixar.
Hard mode: no Stars Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel Disney Animated or Pixar.
In 20 minutes or so, Monocles is going to get caught up in all of the side-quests and forget about the mainline quest, because OHGODLOOKOVERTHERE.
Come and watch!
Come and watch!
IN... like... 40 MINUTES!
Continuing with Pokémon Legends Z-A!
Definitely definitely gonna get on with the main story and not get distracted definitely
www.twitch.tv/monocles
#vtuber #envtuber #pokemon
Continuing with Pokémon Legends Z-A!
Definitely definitely gonna get on with the main story and not get distracted definitely
www.twitch.tv/monocles
#vtuber #envtuber #pokemon
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In 20 minutes or so, Monocles is going to get caught up in all of the side-quests and forget about the mainline quest, because OHGODLOOKOVERTHERE.
Come and watch!
Come and watch!
Available now, at kira-p-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/... !
THE @kirap.bsky.social with
@mangobtuber.bsky.social (the Cutie Patoot), and @vivichanthedragon.bsky.social (who defies conventional description).
dontsuemeplz
There are also cute socks, stickers, and other things! For Crimmus!
THE @kirap.bsky.social with
@mangobtuber.bsky.social (the Cutie Patoot), and @vivichanthedragon.bsky.social (who defies conventional description).
dontsuemeplz
There are also cute socks, stickers, and other things! For Crimmus!
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Available now, at kira-p-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/... !
THE @kirap.bsky.social with
@mangobtuber.bsky.social (the Cutie Patoot), and @vivichanthedragon.bsky.social (who defies conventional description).
dontsuemeplz
There are also cute socks, stickers, and other things! For Crimmus!
THE @kirap.bsky.social with
@mangobtuber.bsky.social (the Cutie Patoot), and @vivichanthedragon.bsky.social (who defies conventional description).
dontsuemeplz
There are also cute socks, stickers, and other things! For Crimmus!
I found some of The Chicken's favorite imported eggplant puree.
I told him it was baby food.
He said "Everything's baby food when you're wearing a diaper."
...what does that even mean?
I told him it was baby food.
He said "Everything's baby food when you're wearing a diaper."
...what does that even mean?
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I found some of The Chicken's favorite imported eggplant puree.
I told him it was baby food.
He said "Everything's baby food when you're wearing a diaper."
...what does that even mean?
I told him it was baby food.
He said "Everything's baby food when you're wearing a diaper."
...what does that even mean?
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Starting later than I meant to but I'm going to rock the night away with guitar hero and rockband on the tentacle channel!
Twitch.tv/dialmformac
Twitch.tv/dialmformac
a cartoon cat is holding a guitar with a rainbow colored neck
ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a guitar with a rainbow colored neck
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Starting later than I meant to but I'm going to rock the night away with guitar hero and rockband on the tentacle channel!
Twitch.tv/dialmformac
Twitch.tv/dialmformac
I'm not calling him "The Boss", because he once called Mark Twain a...never mind, tangent.
The Chicken wanted to wish everyone a happy Christmas. You're on the Good List (and he's definitely on the bad list)! Congratulations!
I have no idea what that means, and he won't remember anyway.
The Chicken wanted to wish everyone a happy Christmas. You're on the Good List (and he's definitely on the bad list)! Congratulations!
I have no idea what that means, and he won't remember anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm not calling him "The Boss", because he once called Mark Twain a...never mind, tangent.
The Chicken wanted to wish everyone a happy Christmas. You're on the Good List (and he's definitely on the bad list)! Congratulations!
I have no idea what that means, and he won't remember anyway.
The Chicken wanted to wish everyone a happy Christmas. You're on the Good List (and he's definitely on the bad list)! Congratulations!
I have no idea what that means, and he won't remember anyway.
My nephew would have been 13 today (about nowish).
Almost 39 weeks ago (~38w6d19h20m), he decided to call it quits at 12.
Nobody talks much any more.
When they do, I don't know what to say.
"How am I?" Lying answers.
I try to make things better, because there's nothing I can do for myself.
Almost 39 weeks ago (~38w6d19h20m), he decided to call it quits at 12.
Nobody talks much any more.
When they do, I don't know what to say.
"How am I?" Lying answers.
I try to make things better, because there's nothing I can do for myself.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My nephew would have been 13 today (about nowish).
Almost 39 weeks ago (~38w6d19h20m), he decided to call it quits at 12.
Nobody talks much any more.
When they do, I don't know what to say.
"How am I?" Lying answers.
I try to make things better, because there's nothing I can do for myself.
Almost 39 weeks ago (~38w6d19h20m), he decided to call it quits at 12.
Nobody talks much any more.
When they do, I don't know what to say.
"How am I?" Lying answers.
I try to make things better, because there's nothing I can do for myself.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Come and visit. There'll be jam! Bring your own spoon!
Merry Chrystler!! We are yapping and making art with some music jams!! www.twitch.tv/momoplush
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Come and visit. There'll be jam! Bring your own spoon!
My physical's intake form had a lot of questions asking about feelings.
Tomorrow is gonna be great fun.
I say why I'm upset. They get upset, possibly cry themselves (It happens), ask questions, and please-don't-make-me-cry-in another-doctor's-office.
I just want to know my physical health. :|
Tomorrow is gonna be great fun.
I say why I'm upset. They get upset, possibly cry themselves (It happens), ask questions, and please-don't-make-me-cry-in another-doctor's-office.
I just want to know my physical health. :|
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My physical's intake form had a lot of questions asking about feelings.
Tomorrow is gonna be great fun.
I say why I'm upset. They get upset, possibly cry themselves (It happens), ask questions, and please-don't-make-me-cry-in another-doctor's-office.
I just want to know my physical health. :|
Tomorrow is gonna be great fun.
I say why I'm upset. They get upset, possibly cry themselves (It happens), ask questions, and please-don't-make-me-cry-in another-doctor's-office.
I just want to know my physical health. :|
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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I'm Your New Sleep Paralysis Demon
Did you ever think you'd see a sexy Garfield raptor woman?
🎬 GobTsun
Did you ever think you'd see a sexy Garfield raptor woman?
🎬 GobTsun
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm Your New Sleep Paralysis Demon
Did you ever think you'd see a sexy Garfield raptor woman?
🎬 GobTsun
Did you ever think you'd see a sexy Garfield raptor woman?
🎬 GobTsun
The Boot has been Pushed In.
SEQUEL TIME! COME WATCH!
SEQUEL TIME! COME WATCH!
I should never have doubted myself B)
Now we've completed it, naturally we're moving on to the sequel.
STILL LIVE! CLICK THAT LINK!
Now we've completed it, naturally we're moving on to the sequel.
STILL LIVE! CLICK THAT LINK!
IN ONE HOUR!
Gonna attempt to complete Mother 1!
:3
I probably won't be able to but we might as well try.
www.twitch.tv/monocles
#vtuber #envtuber #earthbound
Gonna attempt to complete Mother 1!
:3
I probably won't be able to but we might as well try.
www.twitch.tv/monocles
#vtuber #envtuber #earthbound
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Boot has been Pushed In.
SEQUEL TIME! COME WATCH!
SEQUEL TIME! COME WATCH!
You STILL have time for Birdhism merch, which is obviously incredibly cute.
And if you're moving, you can buy it for other lovely people in your life!
Who doesn't like birds?!
Or isn't a bird at heart!?
NOBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME!
...wait, is that a double negative? I get so confused with those...
And if you're moving, you can buy it for other lovely people in your life!
Who doesn't like birds?!
Or isn't a bird at heart!?
NOBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME!
...wait, is that a double negative? I get so confused with those...
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You STILL have time for Birdhism merch, which is obviously incredibly cute.
And if you're moving, you can buy it for other lovely people in your life!
Who doesn't like birds?!
Or isn't a bird at heart!?
NOBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME!
...wait, is that a double negative? I get so confused with those...
And if you're moving, you can buy it for other lovely people in your life!
Who doesn't like birds?!
Or isn't a bird at heart!?
NOBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME!
...wait, is that a double negative? I get so confused with those...
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Guys due to cancelation I'm opening ONE quality time ych slot, 10 usd discount for everyone or 20 usd discount for SIMPLE sonas!
(Casual nude version for + 5 usd extra instead of 10)
Price full is 130 usd
Pm me to claim!
(Casual nude version for + 5 usd extra instead of 10)
Price full is 130 usd
Pm me to claim!
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Guys due to cancelation I'm opening ONE quality time ych slot, 10 usd discount for everyone or 20 usd discount for SIMPLE sonas!
(Casual nude version for + 5 usd extra instead of 10)
Price full is 130 usd
Pm me to claim!
(Casual nude version for + 5 usd extra instead of 10)
Price full is 130 usd
Pm me to claim!
Do you want cute stickers like this @kirap.bsky.social KiraPRaptorSticker?
Perhaps in Bandana form?
Perhaps the KiraP RaptorSocks!?
SEE HERE! (kira-p-shop.fourthwall.com)
LINK ALSO BELOW, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
Perhaps in Bandana form?
Perhaps the KiraP RaptorSocks!?
SEE HERE! (kira-p-shop.fourthwall.com)
LINK ALSO BELOW, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Do you want cute stickers like this @kirap.bsky.social KiraPRaptorSticker?
Perhaps in Bandana form?
Perhaps the KiraP RaptorSocks!?
SEE HERE! (kira-p-shop.fourthwall.com)
LINK ALSO BELOW, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
Perhaps in Bandana form?
Perhaps the KiraP RaptorSocks!?
SEE HERE! (kira-p-shop.fourthwall.com)
LINK ALSO BELOW, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
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November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The important stuff is packed.
Dunno where the hecc I'm even going, but I'm ready to get there.
Just gotta get to this Friday before I start making plans.
Dunno where the hecc I'm even going, but I'm ready to get there.
Just gotta get to this Friday before I start making plans.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The important stuff is packed.
Dunno where the hecc I'm even going, but I'm ready to get there.
Just gotta get to this Friday before I start making plans.
Dunno where the hecc I'm even going, but I'm ready to get there.
Just gotta get to this Friday before I start making plans.
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GIRLS! KISSIN! GIRLS!
Her Love, Like Poison
Hey cats and kittens! I'm Caitie Sith, a chaotic Scottish catgirl VTuber. After centuries spent doing the dirty work for the fae courts, I'm hiding out with the mortals in the wet and windy Scottish Highlands. I like hearing from humans, so why not stay and talk a while? 😼
www.twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
GIRLS! KISSIN! GIRLS!