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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 16h

happy to leave the vapor world behind too for sure, but everyone into monster rancher is a huge fuckin dork. this is simply the burden I must bear.. so instead I peer thru the murky glass of weird corners like r/ExtremeHorrorLit to cringe and mock from afar thru my thinly veiled morbid curiosity 🧘‍♂️

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · Sep 30

Everyone is on their own stupid fucking journey 🧘‍♂️

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 1d

we did before the 2000s, this sounds like an 80s/90s r&b song. 9/11 took this away from us......

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 1d

I think if i worked as a clerk in an attorney's office, a good bit would be to tell people that I was an "officer of the law" lol. red state boomers would eat that shit up. and then i could add a cheeky lil "huh...guess ACAB applies to me too!" for fellow leftists. 'The Great Unifier' they'd call me

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 3d

But isn’t the website supposed to be my fwiend???

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 3d

if bluesky allowed you to save drafts this one probably would've stayed in there. blame the website

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 3d

I wish I had $100. wait no...I wish I had $200. wait no...I wish I had $300. wait no...I wish I had $400. wait no...I wish I had $500. wait no...I wish I had $600. wait no...I wish I had $700. wait no...I wish I had $800. ya I think $800 would be good. actually no wait a sec...I wish I had $801. wai

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 4d

....I spelled 'druid' with a j

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 4d

i hate it when I'm toiling away in rain-sodden hinterlands and yet I am still expected to govern my tongue in the presence of nobility lest I be labeled a vulgar knave smdh

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 7d

is it fantasy because orcs are fantastical beasts, or because your fantasy spelling bee only has words that are so easy even you can spell them? (idk if you can post gifs here along with text or if it auto-posts the gif without text like on discord, so just pretend there's a slam dunk gif here)

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 9d

i’m already on Paris fashion week 2026, checking out womenswear SS27, my plan to end the war is actually 21 points, i’m headlining super bowl LXI, and i’m divorcing my wife after 20 years of marriage, but your thing is cool too i guess

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 10d

watching ur mom's sex tape lol

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 11d

had a dream where some trashy couple posted a short video online, I don't remember what it was but tons of people were making fun of them in the comments. anyway in the middle of all the comments there was one guy whose username was 18 minute gallon, and he simply posted "im 18 minute gallon"

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 12d

oh yeah I do that almost every time but I always forget for like five seconds first lol

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 12d

i love when I am using Logic and I go to click on the plug-in strip on the master track and accidentally misclick and hit the useless pre-fab "Mastering Assistant" button and then everything stops and I have to wait like 14 seconds for it to load just so that I can immediately close it out 😃

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0megabyte.bsky.social @0megabyte.bsky.social · 12d

ACAB includes alt-text scolds.

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 14d

(after seeing that the meat I laid out earlier hasn't finished thawing in time for dinner) i'm really gonna do it this time.....

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 15d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCSs...

Father John Misty's Rant @ WXPN's XPNONENTIAL FEST 2016

YouTube video by Jonathan Valania

www.youtube.com

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 15d

I know right?! I am a man of very few possessions but I take great pride in my pastel Pantone mug collection 🙏

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 15d

making some asian Caribbean fusion for lunch 🙌

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 16d

Sunday is for spaghetti....why don't they respect that

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 16d

we need to invent a type of winter where it doesn’t get dark early or cold or gross. we need to Dream Big

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 17d

I’m so goated at defying destiny, on account of my proclivity for resisting the path that for centuries has been laid out before me (which is very easy for me btw)

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 17d

if i was a running back in the NFL i would work out one of my forearm muscles to be extremely huge and bulbous and then get it tattooed to look like a football so that fake handoffs would be more effective in deceiving the defense. that's just one of my ideas, among others

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 17d

lmfao

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